Thursday, September 13, 2012

Wo Jo Aap Kaho


Ek Aadmi Ko Bahut Bhukh Lagi Hoti Hai, Wo Office Se Aate Hi Patni Se Puchta Hai.
Pati: “Jaanu, Aaj Ke Dinner Mein Kya Hai?”
Patni: “Jo Aap Kaho”
Pati: “Pulao Bana Lo”
Patni: “Abhi Kal Hi To Khaye The”
Pati: “To Sabji Roti Bana Lo”
Patni: “Bachhe Nahi Khayenge”
Pati: “To Chhole Puri Bana Lo”
Patni: “Mujhe Heavy-Heavy Lagta Hai”
Pati: “Eggs Bhurji Bana Lo”
Patni: “Aaj Veervaar Hai”
Pati: “Paraanthe?”
Patni: “Raat Ko Paraanthe Kaun Khata Hai?”
Pati: “Hotel Se Mangwa Lete Hai Change Ho Jayega”
Patni: “Roz-Roz Hotel Ka Nahi Khana Chahiye”
Pati: “Kadhi Chawal?”
Patni: “Dahi Nahi Hai”
Pati: “Idly Sambar?”
Patni: “Usme Time Lagega, Pehle Bolna Chahiye Tha Na”
Pati: “Maggi Hi Bana Lo, Usmein Time Nahi Lagega”
Patni: “Wo Koi Meal Thodi Hai? Pet Nahi Bharta”
Pati: “Phir Ab Kya Banaogi?”
Patni: “Wo Jo Aap Kaho“