Girl : Papa Ek Ladka bar bar I LovE U bolta hai
Kya karun?
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Father : Beta us se shadi kr le Zindagi mein agar dubara bol de to
mera Naam badal dena...
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Doctor to Aishwarya's baby:
you know who is ur Grand father?
Baby: yes, Big B
Who's ur Mother: Miss world Aishwarya.
Then who is ur father?
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Baby: No IDEA sirji. -:)
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Pappu : yaar jab main maru to mere maatam pe
samne wale padosiyon ko zarur bulana
Peter: kyun?
Pappu : yaar us ghar ki auratein laash se
lipat-lipat kr roti hai !!!
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LALU : "I love u" iska matlab ka hota
hai?
SONIA : Mai tumse pyar karti hu.
LALU : Lo kar lo baat...
Angreji me ek sawal kya puch liya,
Pagli fida ho gayi humpe. :-D
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Ek bar ek Sarabi Apni Eye donate karne
gaya
Doctor ne Sarabi se pucha : Kuch kahana
chahte ho
Sarabi : yes, Jisko bhi meri ye Eye
lagaoo pls usko bata dena ki ye 2 pag lagane ke baad hi khulti hain.... :)
:)
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Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant
mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya
kyu ussko?
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Sardar darvaze pe GUN
liye khara tha
Wife: y r u
standing here?
Sardar: Sher k
shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao
na..!
Sardar: Kase
jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
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A sardar had a child
after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye
3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:
tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
Sardar: 3
months.
Wife: or meri
shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3
months
Wife: or bacha
kitne month k baad?
Sardar: 3
month.
Wife: total
kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9
months & start dancing
Balle Balle
;->
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Sardar sent SMS to his
BOSS:
"Me sick, no
work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I
kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar
sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very
sweet"
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Santa : Why do girls
close
their eyes while
kissing a guy?
Guess‚
Guess
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Banta : Yeh
ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi
dekh sakti.
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Teacher:
Tumhare Abbu Kya Kaam
Karte Hain?
Bacha:
UPS k Maalik
hain.
Teacher:
Nice.
Acha ye UPS ka kya
matlab hai?
Bacha: "Usman
Pakora Shop" :-)
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Hey U Know
Which is the best day
to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its
your luck
otherwise just tell
April Foooooll.
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Girlfriend:
Its 2 tight
Boyfriend:
Dont worry,Ill put it slowly,
Girlfriend:
Push it in,
Boyfriend:
Ah..I cant,
Girlfriend:
Its painful,
Boyfriend:
Forget it.
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Well buy new WEDDING RING!
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Ek Chiti ne Hathi se kaha - Kya tum
apna underwear mujhe 4 din ke liye udhar main de sakte ho?
Hathi (laughing) - Kya tum mere
underwear ko pehnogi!!
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Chiti - Nahi re… beti ki Sadi ke liye
pandal lagana hai!
