Best Jokes

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT : Ticket hai?



Sadhu : Nahin
TT : Chalo
Sadhu : Kahan?
TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein
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Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.




Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai.
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Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.


Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?

Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun
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Pandit : Tumhare jeevan mein 6 ladkiya aayengi.

Thambu : Wow, kya baat hai.




Pandit: Zyada khush honey ki baat nahi hai. Ek gharwali aur 5 betiya hai..
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