Funny Jokes

Satna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikal gaya, par fir bhi muje kutch nahi hua.

Banta: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi... Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya, me fir bhi bach gaya.

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         Anath Ashram Manager to Bania:

            Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?

                       Funny Bania: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.

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                    Teacher: Agar dharti pe pani na hota to kya hona tha.

                        Bania ka beta: Hum to kangaal ho jate. Mera bapu milk me kya milata?

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Beggar: Kuch khaane ko do!

Pandit: Tamatar Khao

Beggar: Roti do baba

Pandit: Tamatar Khao

Beggar: Tamatar hi khila do

Pandit's Wife: Ye Totla bolte he, Keh rahe he KAMAKAR KHAO ! 

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                                     Sardar Ji: Lalaji umbrella me mori hai, nayi umbrella kharid lo.

                                         Baniya: Arre, baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega!!

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           Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he.

              Funny Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo. 

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               Akbar: Hamare ammi abba humse itni mohabt karte thhe,
                  ke hame sulane k lie sari sari raat jagte rehte, or hum fir b na sote the.
                Funny Birbal: Tbhi to aap eklote reh gaye huzoor. 

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LKG ke kid ka paper me 0 aya.

Father angry: What is this?

Very Funny Kid: Papa, teacher ke pass STAR khatam ho gaye, to MOON de diya.

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Film Director to Akshay Kumar: Tum ko 100 ft ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.

Akshay Kumar: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.

Funny Film Director: Don't worry, pool me paani nahi hai.

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Bhikhari: Hello Taaj Hotel, 1 Pizza,

1 Biryani aur 1 Ras Malai Bhej Do.

Taj: Kiske Naam pe bheju, Sir?

Bhikari: Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe.!