Bollywood Jokes

Bhakt ka guzaris

Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.
Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.


Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan
Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.
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Raabert had twins

Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter….
Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet: Repeater.
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What if doctors make flim?

Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?
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1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam
2. kaho naa bukhar hai
3. TB no 1
4. Kal patient ho na ho
5. Hum blood de chuke sanam
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