Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Indian nationals save thousands using this trick

A brand new, simple trick has led to thousands of people in India buying the latest gadgets at a fraction of the retail price. Thanks to this new site, having the latest phones and tablets is now a reality without having to spend an arm and a leg.

MadBid are buying a big bulk of the India warehouse closeout and liquidation stock at rock bottom prices and pass on the huge discounts to their customers. This means they can afford to sell brand new iPhone’s for as little as $40 and still make a profit!

How to beat the bookies

How to beat the bookies
Neeraj Mitra paid $90.54 for his brand new iPad 3 mini (name and image have been changed for privacy purposes)
Neeraj Mitra, 29 from Mumbai started using MadBid 2 weeks ago. “I just couldn’t believe it when I won the iPad Mini 3 with Hama accessories, I’d only been bidding for about 5 minutes when the auction ended, I was ‘over the moon’ as they say, I couldn’t stop smiling, I’m still smiling now and will still be smiling tomorrow.”

How quickly do MadBid get new released models?

Because of the way MadBid source their products (mainly liquidation auctions) and the high discounts they want to pass back to their customers, it takes a few weeks for them to get the latest products after the release dates but the prices definitely make up for it. A source working in one of the largest high street retail shops told Daily Times “The new craze is to shop online now. Our shops are getting emptier by the day and competition has turned into a war zone. Savvier shoppers have started using services like MadBid.com and we simply can’t compete with their prices.”

मुंबई में लालू यादव की हार्ट सर्जरी


मुम्बई। पूर्व केंद्रीय मंत्री और राजद प्रमुख लालू प्रसाद यादव की बुधवार को यहां स्थित एक निजी अस्पताल में हार्ट सर्जरी की जाएंगी।

लालू को सोमवार को चिकित्सकीय जांच के लिए द एशियन हार्ट इंस्टीट्यूट में भर्ती कराया गया था। अस्पताल ने कहा कि प्रारंभिक चिकित्सकीय जांचों से संकेत मिलता है कि बिहार के पूर्व मुख्यमंत्री 66 वर्षीय लालू प्रसाद की अवरूद्ध धमनी को ठीक करने और एक वाल्व बदलने के लिए शल्यक्रिया की जरूरत है।

इंस्टीट्यूट में डायरेक्टर मेडिकल अफेयर्स एंड क्रिटिकल केयर डॉ. विजय डी सिल्वा ने कहा, 'लालू प्रसाद की सभी जांच कर ली गई हैं और उनमें धमनी संकुचन का पता चला है। हम बुधवार सुबह उनकी शल्यक्रिया करेंगे जो कि छह से सात घंटे चल सकती है। (भाषा)

Best Jokes

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT : Ticket hai?

Train

Sadhu : Nahin
TT : Chalo
Sadhu : Kahan?
TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein
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Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.

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Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai.
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Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Railway track
Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?

Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun
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Pandit : Tumhare jeevan mein 6 ladkiya aayengi.

Thambu : Wow, kya baat hai.

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Pandit: Zyada khush honey ki baat nahi hai. Ek gharwali aur 5 betiya hai..
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