Sardar Asked A Doctor : Doodh Peene Se Rang Gora Hota
Hai?
Doctor: Han Hota Hai.
Sardar : Chal Jhoote, Phir Bhains Ka Bacha Kala Kyu Hota Hai?
Doctor: Han Hota Hai.
Sardar : Chal Jhoote, Phir Bhains Ka Bacha Kala Kyu Hota Hai?
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Aik Shadi me Santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha dusre ne
pucha “kab tak khaoge?”
Santa: “main to khud kha kha k thak gaya hu par card me likha
tha Diner: 7 pm to 11 pm..”
Santa: “main to khud kha kha k thak gaya hu par card me likha
tha Diner: 7 pm to 11 pm..”
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SANTA: Mere Nana ne mujhse choti si baat par rishta tod
diya..
BANTA: Kyun.Kya kha unhone.?
.
Unhone kaha..
.
Moongphali me dana nhi Hum tumhare Nana Nhi..
BANTA: Kyun.Kya kha unhone.?
.
Unhone kaha..
.
Moongphali me dana nhi Hum tumhare Nana Nhi..
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Santa apne dost k Ghar 16 Bachhon or Biwi k sath Lunch
pargaya.
Dost ne Itni Badi Family dekh k Gusse mai kaha- LAJJA NHI AYI
Santa: Uska Exam tha isliye nahi ayi.
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Dost ne Itni Badi Family dekh k Gusse mai kaha- LAJJA NHI AYI
Santa: Uska Exam tha isliye nahi ayi.
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Govt. Jiske 5 bache hai use ghar degi.
Santa k 3 the,
usne wife se kaha padosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu.
lane ke baad apne 3kaha gaye?
WIFE- Jinke the wo le gye.
Santa k 3 the,
usne wife se kaha padosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu.
lane ke baad apne 3kaha gaye?
WIFE- Jinke the wo le gye.
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santa ne apne 6 saal ke bete ki party rakhi,
kisine pucha 6month ke baby ka b'day kaise?
santa:- hum engineer semester systemko follow karte hai...
kisine pucha 6month ke baby ka b'day kaise?
santa:- hum engineer semester systemko follow karte hai...
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Sardar chupke se Narak Se Swarg me ghusa.
.
Devtao ne pakad ke khoob pita
.
Maar Khane ke baad Utha.
Bola
Salo Tumhari Inhi Harkato ke karan koi Swarg Nahi AATA...
.
Devtao ne pakad ke khoob pita
.
Maar Khane ke baad Utha.
Bola
Salo Tumhari Inhi Harkato ke karan koi Swarg Nahi AATA...
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Santa ne apne papa ko father’s day par CAR gift di or ek
sher likha.
“phool to bahut hai par Gulab sa nahi,
Papa to bahut hai par aap sa nahi”
“phool to bahut hai par Gulab sa nahi,
Papa to bahut hai par aap sa nahi”
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DOCTOR - AB KHANSI KA KYA HAAL HAI ?
SANTA- KHANSI TO BAND HO GAYI,
PAR AB SAANS RUK-RUK KAR CHAL RAHI HAI.
DOCTOR- FIKR NAKARO,RAB NE CHAHA TO WO BHI BAND HO JAYEGI.
SANTA- KHANSI TO BAND HO GAYI,
PAR AB SAANS RUK-RUK KAR CHAL RAHI HAI.
DOCTOR- FIKR NAKARO,RAB NE CHAHA TO WO BHI BAND HO JAYEGI.
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