Hindi Jokes

Mareez:-doctor aap ye phoolo ki mala kyon laaye hain? 
Doctor:-ye mera pahla operation hai,agar safal hua to mere liye nahin to tuhare kaam aaegi. 
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Maalik:-are raamu aaj tumne roti main kitna saare ghee laga diya.. 
Naukar:-are saahab maaf karna shayad galti se maine apni roti aapko de di hai, 
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Saahukaar:-tumne apne udhaar ke paise abhi tak nahin wapas kiye… 
chalo mamla beech main suljha lete hai… 
tumhare udhaar ka aadha paisa main bhoolne ke liye taiyaar hoon.. 
Karzdaar:-manzoor:-baaki aadha main bhoolne ko taiyaar hoon. 
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Ek ladka ek ladki ke saath baitha tha, 
doosre din doosri ladki ke saath baitha tha, 
teesre din teesri ladki ke saath baitha tha… 
is kahani se shiksha milti hai:-ladkiyan badal jaati hain,ladke nahin. 
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Ek aadmi librarian se:-mujhe aatmhatya karni hai.kya aap mujhe aatmhatya per koi achchi book de sakte hain. 
Librarian:-nahin bilkul nahin,mujhe pata hai aap mujhe wo wapas nahin denge. 
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Teacher:-bachcho kabhi sharab mat peena,jhooth mat bolna,kabhi nonveg mat khana,kabhi ladki ko mat chhedna.aur apne desh ke liye jaan de dena. 
Ek bachcha:-de denge sir,sala aisi zindagi se to marna achcha hai.