Funny Jokes In Hindi

Pandit ji ke pas ek bolne wala tota tha.

Sharma ji jab bhi pandit ji ke ghar ke samne se gujrate to
tota kahta: Aur bevkuf mote.

Sharma ji ne iski sikayat pandit ji se ki.

Pandit ji apne tote ko bahut danta aur use aisi harkat karne se mana kiya.
Agle din jab sharma ji udhar se gujre to dekha ki tota use dekh kar man hi man muskura raha hai.

Sharma ji jab use ignore kar aage badhe to tota peeche se bola: Samajh to gaye hi hoge.

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Ek aadmi pepsi saamne rakh ke udas betha tha.
Dost aaya pepsi Pee kar bola: kyun udaas hai?
Aadmi: Aaj to din hi kharab hai,
Subah Biwi se jhagda ho gaya,
Raste mein car kharab,
Office late, Boss ne nokri se nikal dia,
Ab suicide ke liye Pepsi mein zahar milaya tha.
Wo bhi tu pi gya..

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Dr. Mareez ke peeche bhag raha tha,
logon ne pucha kya hua?
Dr. bola 4 bar aisa hua
sala brain ka operation karwane aata hai aur baal katwa ke bhag jata hai

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Ek admi Dr. Se-
Aap Parchi Me Aisa Kya Likhte Ho
jo Sirf Medical Store Wale Ko Hi Samajh Me aata hai
Dr.: main likhta hu….
“Maine Loot Liya Hai Tu Bhi Loot Le..”

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*Today’s Truth*
Apne INDIA ka kuch nahi ho sakta..
Yaaro
Kyun ki yaha..
Budhhe DESH chala rahe hai..
aur
Jawan Facebook!!

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Mobile ek MANDIR hai,
Sim card uska DEVTA,
Call karne wala PUJARI,
Sms bhejne wala DANI,
Padhane wala BHAKT
Reply na karne wala mandir ka BHIKARI.