Akbar Birbal ke Mazedar Kisse

Ek din badshah Akbar Birbal se bole:

Jin logo ke naam ke ant me

'ban' shabd juda hota hai

wo bade jhagdalu hote hain

jaise gadiban, darban

Birbal bole:

Haan mehar'ban'.

aur badshah ko apni bhul malum padi

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Badshah akbar Birbal se bole:

tumhari biwi bahut sundar hai

Birbal ne kaha:

haan sarkar,

main bhi pehle aisa hi samajhta tha,

par jabse begum sahiba ko dekha hai

apni biwi ko bhul gaya hoon

iske baad badshah Akbar ne birbal ki

biwi ke bare me kabhi mazak nahi kiya

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Birbal ko tambaku khane ki aadat thi

par badshah Akbar tambaku nahi khate the

ek din Akbar ne ek gadhe ko

tambaku ke khet me dekh liya

gadha tambaku ki bajay ghas kha raha tha

Akbar bole: dekho tambaku kitni buri cheez hai

isko gadhe tak nahi khate

Birbal bole Ji huzur bilkul sahi keh rahe hain

Tambaku bas gadhe hi nahi khate

Akbar badshah khisiyakar chup ho gaye

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Akbar aur Birbal dono bahut mazakiya the

Ek bar Akbar ne Birbal ke jute gayab karwa diye

Birbal apne jute dhoondhne lage

par unko jute nahi mile

Akbar ne sewak se kaha:

Birbal ko naye jute de do

Birbal ne Jute pahankar

Badshah ko dua di:

Bhagwan aapko is lok

aur parlok me aise hazaro jute de

Badshah Akbar hans pade