ISLAMIC STORIES: The Patient Old Man

When passing through a mountain pass, a bedouin (villager) once came across an old man who was blind and who seemed to be afflicted with various ailments all over his body. It was clear that he was wasting away. He was even paralyzed and was constantly forced to remain in a seated position. The Bedouin could clearly hear him say, "All praise is for Allah, Who has kept me safe from ailments with which He has tested many among His creation; and He has indeed preferred me over many among those that He created."

"My brother!" exclaimed the bedouin. "What have you been saved from? By Allah, I think that you have been afflicted with every single kind of ailment!"

"Go away from me," said the old man, as he raised his head. "Do I not still have a tongue with which I can pronounce His Oneness, and with which I can remember Him every single moment? And do I not still have a heart with which I can know Him?"

These words of the old man were enough for the bedouin to repent to Allah for his sins and ask Him for forgiveness.

Remember, there is always someone else who is in more problem than you.

NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED:

The 10 Marriage Commandments

Commandment 1
Marriages are made in heaven.
But then again, so is thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least a 100 grand!

Commandment 4
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Commandment 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment 6
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said .
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

Commandment 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the government law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9
Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry.
That is why one treats the other like toxic waste.

Commandment 10
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.


BONUS COMMANDMENT STORY
A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment, but then smiled, 'It really works!

Islamic Shayari

Khuda ko Bhool Gaye Log Fikar-e-Rozi Main,
Talaash Rizq ki Hai “RAAZIQ” ka Khayaal Nahi…..

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Mohabbat Kis Se Ki Jaye . .?
Duniya Se .?
Ye To Rulaati Hai .

Phoolon Se .?
Ye To Murjhaa Jaate Hain .

Paise Se .?
Ye To Rishte Torta Hai .

Bulaandi Se .?
Ye To Mun Ke Bul Giraa Deti Hai .

Khushi Se .?
Ye To Waqti Tor Ki Hoti Hai .

Logon Se .?
Ye To Bewafa Hote Hain .


To Phir Akhir Mohobbat Kis Se Ki Jaye . .?.
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MUHAMMED (S.A.W.W.) Se . . .
Jo Us Din Bhie Saath Nibhaein Ge Jis Din Maa Baap Bhie Apni Awlaad Ko Bhool Jaein Ge. . . .=)
Sub’Haan’ALLAH. . . =’)?

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Sajdon ke iwaz firdos miley yeh baat mujhe manzoor nahin,
Be-laus ibaadat karta hon, banda hoon tera mazdoor nahin..

‎"BEAUTIFUL STORY"

A boy said to his father: "I saw a girl and I want to marry... her. She is so beautiful and she has gorgeous eyes. The father answered his son: of course son, let’s ask for her hand in marriage."

When the father saw the girl, he admired her beauty and he told his son: "You don’t deserve this girl, she needs someone who has experience in life and she can depend on, someone like me."

The boy was surprised by the attitude of his father and he told him : "She will marry me, not you”. They started to fight and finally they decided both to go to the police station to solve their problem.

When they tell their story to the police officer, he told them:”bring the girl so we can ask her about her opinion about this. " When the officer saw the beauty of the girl he said to the boy and his father:”you both don’t deserve her, she needs someone who has prestige like me.”

The 3 men started a fight and decided to go to the minister to solve their problem. When the minister saw the girl, he said: "She deserves to be married with a minister like me”. The prince heard about their problem and call them all to help them solve it but and when he saw the girl he said : "This girl will marry me” .

All the 5 men started to fight. Finally, the girl said “I have the solution! I will start to run and whoever catches me first, he will be my husband”. When she started to run, the boy, his father, the police officer, the minister and the prince started to run to catch her. Suddenly the 5 men fell into a deep hole.

The girl looked to them from the top and she said “did you know who am I?”

I am the Dunya THE LIFE!!

People want to run to catch me, they are racing to have me. By doing that, they forget their religion, until they end up in their grave and still won’t have me.

“Beautiful Advices”

“Mazaaq Zaroor Karo Magar Etna
Yad Rakho k
Mazaaq Karne or Mazaaq Urane mein
Farq Hota Hai.”

“Roothne Wale ko itna nai Rothna Chahiye
k Manane Wala Khud Hi Rooth jaye.”

“Logo ko jaldi maaf kar diya kro jatni jaldi
tum Allah se maafi ki Umeed rakhty ho.”

“Kisi ki khamoshi ko Takabbur na Samjho Ho
Sakta Hai k wo Khud Apni Zaat Se jang Karne
mai Masroof Ho.”

Dushmano k darmiyan aise raho jaise 1 Zubaan
32 daanton k darmiyan rehti he.Milti Sab se he
darti kisi se nahi.”