Pyasa Kauwa Ki Kahani

Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai Kisi Jangal Main Ek Kauwa Rahta Tha
Ek Din Use Badi Jor Se Pyas Lagi.
Wah Pani Ki Talash Main Wah Bahut Door Tak Udta Raha Parantu Kahi Bhi Use Pani Nahi Mila.Jab Wah Bahut Thak Gaya To Use Akhir Main Ek Ghada Dikhai Diya Jis Main Bahut Thoda Sa Pani Tha. Jab Kauve Ne Pani Peena Chaha To Uski Chonch Pani Tak Nahi Jaa Saki. Usne Har Tarah Se Pani Peene Ki Kosis Ki Par Sab Bekar Gai. Kauva Bechin Ho Utha, Tabhi Use Ek Upaye Sujha Usne Ass Pass Se Kankad Ekatthe Kare Aur Ek Ek Karke Apni Chonch Se Ghade Main Tab Tak Dale Jab Tak Pani Upar Nahi Aa Gaya Fir Kauve Ne Jee Bhar Kar Pani Piya.

Is Tarah Kauve Ne Apni Mehnat Aur Sahanshilta Se
Apni Pyas Bujhai aur Apni Jaan Bachai!!

Boolne Wala Kutta… Funny Short Story in Hindi

Ek Dukandaar Ke Bahar Likha Tha:

“Insaano Ki Tarah Baat Karne Wala Kutta Bikau hai”

Ek Aadmi Dukandaar Se Jaakar Boola:

“Main Us Kutte Ko Dekhna Chahta Hun…”

Dukaandaar Ne Kaha:

Sath Ke Kamre Main Baitha Hai,

Jaa Kar Mil Lo!

“Aadmi Us Kamre Main Gaya. Kurshi Par Ek Hatta-Katta Kutta Baitha Tha.”

Aadmi Ne Kutte Se Pucha: Kyun Bhai, Tum Yahan Kya Kar Rahe ho?

Kutte Ne Jawab Diya: Kar To Main Bahut Kuch Sakta Hun…

Lekin Aajkal Is Dukaan Ki Rakhwaali Karta Hun. Isse Pahile America Ke Jasusi Mahakme Main Kaam Karta Tha. Aur Kai Khookhaar Aatankvaadiyon Ko Pakadwaya hai…. Fir England Chala Gaya Jahan Police Ke Liye Mukhbari Karta Tha Ek Saal Baad Yahan aa Gaya.

Us Aadmi Ne Dukandaar Se Pucha:

Etne Gunwaan Kutte Ko Aap Kyun Bechna Chahte Ho??

“Awwal Number Ka Jhuta Hai” Jawab Mila

Girls Be Careful

(1) What should a woman do if she finds herself alone in the company of a strange male as she prepares to enter a lift in a high-rise apartment late at night?

Experts Say: Enter the lift. If you need to reach the 13th floor, press all the buttons up to your destination. No one will dare attack you in a lift that stops on every floor.

(2) What to do if a stranger tries to attack you when you are alone in your house, run into the kitchen.

Experts Say: You alone know where the chili powder and turmeric are kept.And where the knives and plates are. All these can be turned into deadly weapons. If nothing else, start throwing plates and utensils all over.

Let them break. Scream. Remember that noise is the greatest enemy of a molester. He does not want to be caught.

(3) Taking an Auto or Taxi at Night.

Experts Say: Before getting into an auto at night, note down its registration number. Then use the mobile to call your family or friend and pass on the details to them in the language the driver understands .Even if no one answers your call, pretend you are in a conversation. The driver now knows someone has his details and he will be in serious trouble if anything goes wrong. He is now bound to take you home safe and sound. A potential attacker is now your de facto protector!

(4)What if the driver turns into a street he is not supposed to - and you feel you are entering a danger zone?

Experts Say: Use the handle of your purse or your stole (dupatta) to wrap around his neck and pull him back. Within seconds, he will feel choked and helpless. In case you don’t have a purse or stole just pull him back by his collar. The top button of his shirt would then do the same trick.

(5) If you are stalked at night.

Expert Say: enter a shop or a house and explain your predicament. If it is night and shops are not open, go inside an ATM box. ATM centers always have security guards. They are also monitored by close circuit television.

Fearing identification, no one will dare attack you.

After all, being mentally alert is the greatest weapon you can ever have.

Please spread it to all those women u care & spread awareness as dis is d least we can do for a social & moral cause and fr d safety of women.

Pareshan Pappu Ki Kahani

Pareshan ''PAPPU'' ki kahani...

Pareshan thi Pappu ki wife,

Non happening thi jo uski life,

Pappu ko na milta tha aaram,

office me karta kaam hi kaam,

Pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool,

Promotion ko har baar jate bhul,

par bhulte nahi the wo deadline,

kaam to karwate the roz till nine,

Pappu bhi banana chahta tha best,

isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest,

din raat karta wo boss ki gulami,

Appraisal ke ummid main deta salami,

din guzre aur guzre fir saal,

bura hota gaya pappu ka haal,

pappu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha,

galti se biwi ko behanji kehta tha,

aakhir ek din Pappu ko samaj aya,

aur chod di usne appraisal ki moh maya,

boss se bola,''tum kyon satate ho?''

''appraisal ke laddu se buddu banate ho''

''promotion do warna chala jaunga''

''appraisal dene par bhi wapas na aaunga''

Boss hass ke bola ''nahi koi baat''

''abhi aur bhi pappus hai mere paas''

''yeh duniya pappuon se bhari hai''

''sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai''

''tum na karoge to kise aur karaunga''

''tumhari tarah ek aur pappu banaonga''

Funny Jokes

Satna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikal gaya, par fir bhi muje kutch nahi hua.

Banta: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi... Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya, me fir bhi bach gaya.

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         Anath Ashram Manager to Bania:

            Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?

                       Funny Bania: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.

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                    Teacher: Agar dharti pe pani na hota to kya hona tha.

                        Bania ka beta: Hum to kangaal ho jate. Mera bapu milk me kya milata?

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Beggar: Kuch khaane ko do!

Pandit: Tamatar Khao

Beggar: Roti do baba

Pandit: Tamatar Khao

Beggar: Tamatar hi khila do

Pandit's Wife: Ye Totla bolte he, Keh rahe he KAMAKAR KHAO ! 

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                                     Sardar Ji: Lalaji umbrella me mori hai, nayi umbrella kharid lo.

                                         Baniya: Arre, baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega!!

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           Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he.

              Funny Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo. 

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               Akbar: Hamare ammi abba humse itni mohabt karte thhe,
                  ke hame sulane k lie sari sari raat jagte rehte, or hum fir b na sote the.
                Funny Birbal: Tbhi to aap eklote reh gaye huzoor. 

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LKG ke kid ka paper me 0 aya.

Father angry: What is this?

Very Funny Kid: Papa, teacher ke pass STAR khatam ho gaye, to MOON de diya.

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Film Director to Akshay Kumar: Tum ko 100 ft ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.

Akshay Kumar: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.

Funny Film Director: Don't worry, pool me paani nahi hai.

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Bhikhari: Hello Taaj Hotel, 1 Pizza,

1 Biryani aur 1 Ras Malai Bhej Do.

Taj: Kiske Naam pe bheju, Sir?

Bhikari: Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe.!