Sunday, September 14, 2014

Hunting And Dowry Akbar Birbal



Emperor Akbar was passionate about hunting. One day, Akbar was on his hunting trip, that he heard two owls hooting in a shrill voice on the trees.Akbar asked Birbal, "Birbal, look at those two owls! They are creating such a ruckus. Can you tell me what are they quarreling about?"
Birbal said, "Huzoor, I can tell you but I fear that you may not be happy to know.
Akbar said, “Tell me Birbal, I really want to know what these birds are discussing.”
Birbal said, “They are arguing over the dowry amount. The first owl is the groom's father and the second one is the bride’s father. The groom’s father is adamant on taking 40 jungles in dowry, with no animals at all.The bride's father is saying that he canarrange only 20 jungles at the moment."
In the mean time one owl hooted once more very loudly. Akbarasked Birbal, "I see! Tell me now what is he saying?"
Birbal said, "He is the bride’s father again. He is requesting the groom’s father to give him just six months more, and then he would certainly gift him 40jungles without animals."
Akbar said, “Really Birbal? How does he propose to do that?”
Birbal said in a grim tone, “Jahanpanah, the bride’s father says that he has come
 to know from reliable sources that if Emperor Akbar’s hunting sprees continue at this pace, soon all the jungles would be devoid of animals and then he would 
Emperor Akbar understood the harmful consequences of his hobby on the environment and quit hunting from that day onwards.
This is how Birbal addressed Akbar’s conscience and made him realize his folly.

Story Akbar Birbal



In the town of Agra, there lived a rich, but miserly businessman. Many poor people gathered outside his house everyday in the hope of getting something in charity from him, but they always had to return home disappointed. He used to make promises to every man he met and then never fulfill them.
One day, a famous poet named Raidas came to meet the rich businessman and said that he wanted to recite his poems in front of him. The rich man was very fond of poetry and thus, he welcomed Raidas with open arms.
Raidas started to recite all his poems one by one. The rich man was very pleased to hear the intriguing poems of Raidas, especially the one in which Raidas had compared him to ‘Kubera’, the god of wealth. He promised Raidas some gifts and asked him to come and collect them the next day. Raidas was very happy.
The next morning when Raidas came to collect his gifts from the rich man, the cunning man acted as if he had never seen Raidas before. When Raidas reminded him of his promise, he said that he had promised to reward him just to please him, not to give him anything in reality.
Raidas was extremely upset, but as there was nothing that he could do, he quietly left the house. He went to meet Birbal and conveyed his grievance to him. Birbal thought of a plan and told Raidas to act according to it. He asked Raidas to go to one of his friends, ask him to plan a
dinner and invite the rich man.
Raidas went to Mayadas, a good friend of his and asked him to help him with the plan. Mayadas willingly agreed to help Raidas. The next day, Mayadas went to the rich man’s house and invited him over for dinner.He also told the rich man that all the guests would be served in vessels of gold, which the guests would get to take home after the meal. The rich man was ecstatic to hear Mayadas’s offer and consented to come.
On the fixed date and time, the rich man arrived at Mayadas’s house and was surprised to see no other guests there but Raidas. Mayadas welcomed the rich man and all of them started a polite conversation. The conversation was not coming to an end. The rich man had come on an empty stomach and so was getting hungrier by the minute. What he did not know was that Raidas and Mayadas were quite full as they had eaten just before the rich man’s arrival.
Finally, when the rich man could bear his hunger no longer, he asked Mayadas to serve dinner. Mayadas acted surprised when the rich man asked him about food. He said that he did not remember inviting anybody over for dinner. When the rich man tried to remind him, Mayadas said with a meaningful smile on his face, “My dear friend, I had extended the invitation just to make you happy. I did not mean to feed you dinner in reality. So, please go back to your home.”
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Akbar Birbal Stories 14 (Limping Horse)


A nobleman’s prized racehorse began to limp for no apparent reason.

Veterinarians who were called found nothing wrong with the leg - no fracture, no sprain and no soreness - and they were baffled.

The nobleman finally consulted a sage, a man known for his wisdom.

“Has anything changed for the horse in the last few months?” he asked.

“I changed his trainer a few weeks ago,” said the nobleman.

“Does the horse get on well with his new trainer?”

“Very well! In fact, he’s devoted to him.”

“Does the trainer limp?”

“Uh… yes, he does.”

“The reason for the horse’s limp is clear,” said the sage. “He’s imitating his handler. We all tend to imitate those whom we admire. The company we keep has a great influence on us.”

The nobleman put the horse in the charge of another trainer and the horse soon stopped limping.

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Facebook Jokes

Newton : how to write 4 in between 5???
China : its a joke
Japan : Impossible…
America : question wrong
Pakistan : u asked foolish question i kill u!!…
UK : Not found on internet
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From India Rajnikanth : ” F(IV)E”
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Once Rajini was playins statue – statue with a lady.
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That lady is known as statue of liberty….!!
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Once Rajnikant was travelling in a helicopter via Switzerland
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That place is now called Swiss Bank.
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Ek bar Rajinikant ne ek adami ko go to hell kaha
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aaj vo aadami “YAMRAJ” ke naam se jana jata he..!!!
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Once a photo of Rajnikanth was given for Xerox..
Don’t even try to guess what happened.
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We got two copies of Xerox machines
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Ek bande ne ‘ROLEX’ watch pehni thi aur dusre ne ‘TIMEX’.
Ek ne kaha yaar kya difrence he, teri aur meri watch me, tune 5 lac ki watch pehni he aur maine 2000 ki, par dono watch ek hi waqt batati he.

Dusre ne namrta se kaha-
Teri watch tera waqt batati hai
aur meri watch mera waqt batati hai!!!

Baap Beta Jokes

कुछ दोस्त एक जगह बैठे आपस में बतिया रहे थे।
एक शराबी लड़खड़ाते हुए वहां आया और बीच में बैठे लड़के की तरफ इशारा करके
बोला
”ऐ, सुन, तेरी मां इस शहर की सबसे सुन्दर औरत है।”
लोगों ने सोचा कि अब झगड़ा होगा पर लड़के ने शराबी की बात को अनसुना कर दिया।
शराबी लड़खड़ाता हुआ दूसरी तरफ चला गया। कुछ देर बाद वह शराबी फिर आया और लड़के से बोला – ”मैं तेरी मां से बहुत प्यार करता हूँ समझा!”
लड़के ने उसकी बात पर कोई ध्यान नहीं दिया । शराबी चला गया। कुछ देर बाद वह शराबी फिर आया और
बोला – ”सुन, तेरी मां भी मुझसे बहुत प्यार करती है।”
आखिरकार लड़का अपनी जगह से उठा, और शराबी के पास आकर बोला – ”पापा, प्लीज, अब घर जाइये। आपने बहुत पी रखी है ।
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बेटा (कंजूस पिता से)- पापा-पापा मुझे दूर का कम दिखाई देता है, चश्मा दिलाओ ना।
पिता- बता वो क्या है?
बेटा- सूरज
पिता- अबे और कितना दूर का देखना चाहता है।
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बेटा:- डेडी, ज्यादा काबिल कौन है मैं या आप?”
डैडी:- मै, क्योकि मैं एक तो तुम्हारा बाप हुँ, दुसरे उम्र मे भी तुम से बडा हुँ और मेरा तजुर्बा भी तुम से ज्यादा है।”
बेटा:- “फ़िर तो आप जानते होगें कि अमेरिका की खोज किस ने की थी? ”
डैडी:- “कोलम्बस ने की थी”
बेटा:-”कोलम्बस के बाप ने क्यों नही की, उसका तजुर्बा तो कोलम्बस से कही ज्यादा होगा
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पापा- बेटा, तुम तो फेल हो गए। मैंने तो कहा था न कि अगर तुम बारहवीं पास हो जाओगे, तो मैं तुम्हें मोटरसाइकिल दिलाऊंगा।
बेटा- मुझे पता है पापा।
पापा- फिर तू फेल कैसे हो गए?
बेटा- मैं मोटरसाइकिल चलाना सीख रहा था।
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एक मित्र दूसरे मित्र से तुम उदास क्यो हो?
दूसरा मित्र. मैने अपने पापा को एक किताब के लिए पैसे भेजने को लिखा था।
पहला मित्र. तो क्या उन्होने पैसे नही भेजे?
दूसरा मित्र. नही, उन्होने मुझे वह किताब भेज दी।
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मनु,”डेडी, ज्यादा काबिल कौन है मैं या आप?”
डैडी, ” मै, क्योकि मैं एक तो तुम्हारा बाप हुँ, दुसरे उम्र मे भी तुम से बडा हुँ और मेरा तजुर्बा भी तुम से ज्यादा है।”
मनु, “फ़िर तो आप जानते होगें कि अमेरिका की खोज किस ने की थी? ”
डैडी, “कोलम्बस ने की थी”
मनु, “कोलम्बस के बाप ने क्यों नही की, उसका तजुर्बा तो कोलम्बस से कही ज्यादा होगी?”
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बंटीः अंकल, पापा ने चीनी मंगवाई है।
दुकानदारः और क्या-क्या कहा है तुम्हारे पापा ने ?
बंटीः अगर वो मोटा न दे तो, शर्मा अंकल की दुकान से ले आना।