Facebook Jokes

Newton : how to write 4 in between 5???
China : its a joke
Japan : Impossible…
America : question wrong
Pakistan : u asked foolish question i kill u!!…
UK : Not found on internet
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From India Rajnikanth : ” F(IV)E”
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Once Rajini was playins statue – statue with a lady.
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That lady is known as statue of liberty….!!

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Once Rajnikant was travelling in a helicopter via Switzerland
and his wallet fell down.
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That place is now called Swiss Bank.

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Ek bar Rajinikant ne ek adami ko go to hell kaha
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aaj vo aadami “YAMRAJ” ke naam se jana jata he..!!!

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Once a photo of Rajnikanth was given for Xerox..
Don’t even try to guess what happened.
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We got two copies of Xerox machines

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Ek bande ne ‘ROLEX’ watch pehni thi aur dusre ne ‘TIMEX’.

Ek ne kaha yaar kya difrence he, teri aur meri watch me, tune 5 lac ki watch pehni he aur maine 2000 ki, par dono watch ek hi waqt batati he.

Dusre ne namrta se kaha-
Teri watch tera waqt batati hai
aur meri watch mera waqt batati hai!!!