Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me.
It was the sweetest thing that ever could be.
It was a fantasy, a dream come true
it was the day I met you.
It was the sweetest thing that ever could be.
It was a fantasy, a dream come true
it was the day I met you.
Love is like a cloud...
love is like a dream...
love is 1 word and everything in between...
love is a fairytale come true...
Coz I found love when I found U.
love is like a dream...
love is 1 word and everything in between...
love is a fairytale come true...
Coz I found love when I found U.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I was born beautiful,
but what the hell happened to you?
I was born beautiful,
but what the hell happened to you?
Girls are like phones,
we like to be held and talked too,
but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
we like to be held and talked too,
but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait....
Searching....
searching...
still searching....
sorry,
NO BRAIN found...!
please wait....
Searching....
searching...
still searching....
sorry,
NO BRAIN found...!
Roses r red, violets r blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But the roses r wilting, the violets r dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head!
Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But the roses r wilting, the violets r dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head!
This sms can only be read by someone SMART,
try again,
again,
maybe you are..
just not smart??
one more time.
hey don't force it ugly!!!
try again,
again,
maybe you are..
just not smart??
one more time.
hey don't force it ugly!!!
Last night I wanted to send you a msg,
But all I could write was,
“noh ss!w !”.
It didn’t make mush sense
Until I read it upside down...
But all I could write was,
“noh ss!w !”.
It didn’t make mush sense
Until I read it upside down...
I'd love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blanks with YES or NO.
1.______I don’t have Brain.…
2.______I don’t have Sense.…
3.______I am Stupid....
Fill in the blanks with YES or NO.
1.______I don’t have Brain.…
2.______I don’t have Sense.…
3.______I am Stupid....
A physiological study has proved that
all the fools, donkeys, monkeys
used their thumbs to read the messages
Don’t change your finger know its too late.
all the fools, donkeys, monkeys
used their thumbs to read the messages
Don’t change your finger know its too late.
How to keep an idiot entertained
*press down*
…………………………………
How to keep an idiot entertained
*press up*
*press down*
…………………………………
How to keep an idiot entertained
*press up*
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forget but how U forgive,
Not how U listen but how U Understand,
Not what U see but how U feel,
and not how U Let Go but how U hold on!!!
Not how U listen but how U Understand,
Not what U see but how U feel,
and not how U Let Go but how U hold on!!!
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW..
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
and kills by his bills.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............??
Tell you later........
Tell you later........
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...
Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain
Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain
A million words would not bring you back,
I know, because I've tried.
Neither would a million tears.
I know, because I've cried.
I know, because I've tried.
Neither would a million tears.
I know, because I've cried.
Hey friend remember that without stupidity
there can be no wisdom and
without ugliness there can be no beauty.
so the world needs YOU after all!
there can be no wisdom and
without ugliness there can be no beauty.
so the world needs YOU after all!
Minds are like Parachutes.
They work best when open
They work best when open
If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I'd put U and I together
I'd put U and I together
Aim for the stars.
But first, aim for their bodyguards
But first, aim for their bodyguards
ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction
Why were males created before females?
Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy
Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog,
to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog,
for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ...
Now read without the word dog.
to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog,
for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ...
Now read without the word dog.
All day I thought of you....
I was at the zoo.
I was at the zoo.
CNN News.
Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Hi there, I'm a human being!
What are you?
What are you?
Brains aren't everything.
In fact in your case they're nothing
In fact in your case they're nothing
I heard someone whisper your name,
but when I turned around to see who it was,
I notice I was alone,
then I realize it was my heart
telling me that I miss you.
but when I turned around to see who it was,
I notice I was alone,
then I realize it was my heart
telling me that I miss you.
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