Sardar Jokes

Santa Rocks

Santa tez baarish mein doctor ke paas gaya

Santa: Doctor saab ghar par checkup ki kya fee hai?
Doctor 300/-
Santa: Phir jaldi chaliye doctor saab.
Doctor ne car nikali aur dono Santa ke ghar pahunch gaye.
Doctor: Mareez kahan hai?
Santa: Mareez-wareez koi nahi hai, mua taxy wala ghar tak jaane ke 500/- maang raha tha aap 300/- mein le aaye.
Santa Rocks!
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Bandi Sardar

Santa was caught by Mughal soldiers and they took him to their king Akbar.

Akbar: Kaun ho tum?
Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun.

Akbar: Itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the?
Santa, ghabraate hue: Ji... main...vo... kuchh nahin.. bas aise hi...

Akbar: Sipahiyon, isko bandi bana do...
Santa pleads: Nahin Jahanpanah, aisa mat kariye, please mujhe banda hi rehne do.
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Sardar In Zoo

A tiger killed a Sardar in zoo.
A man asked why did u killed only Sardar in crowd?
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Tiger- Aur kya karta� kab se bakwaas kar raha tha
�inni wadi billi�

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Medical Test

Santa ki maa beemaar ho gayi. Santa unhein le kar hospital gaya.

Doctor ne examin karne ke baad kaha "Inke kuchh test honge"

Santa : "He bhagwan ab kya hoga, meri maa to anpadh hai."
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Einstein And A Punjabi

Einstein and a Punjabi sitting next to each other on a long flight..

Einstein says,"Let's play a game.. I will ask you a question, if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.."

Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon..?

Punjabi doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket, pulls out a $5..

Now, it's the Punjabi's, turn..

He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?

Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends. After an hour he gives Punjabi $500..

Einstein going nuts and asks: Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?

Punjabi reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5
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Santa applied in a medical college

Santa applied in a medical college but never cleared it as these were his answers:

Antibody: one who hates his/her body�.!
Artery: Study of painting�.!
Bacteria: Back door of cafeteria�.!
Coma: punctuation mark..!
Gall bladder: Bladder of a Girl�.!
Genes: Blue Denim�.!
Labor pain: hurt at work�.!
Ultrasound: Radical Sound�.!
Cardiology: advance study of playing cards