Santa ko raat me cigarette peene ka man kiya.
sab taraf machis dhoonda, par kahi nhi mila
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aakhir me nirash hoke candle bujha k so gaya..!!
sab taraf machis dhoonda, par kahi nhi mila
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aakhir me nirash hoke candle bujha k so gaya..!!
Santa Ki Wife Mar gai
Banta Usko Chup Karane K Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye
Santa-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa
Banta-Q?
Santa-Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krna H
Banta Usko Chup Karane K Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye
Santa-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa
Banta-Q?
Santa-Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krna H
Santa everest pr gya
waha 1 baba pahle se baitha tambaku ragad raha tha
santa-baba ye kya hai
baba-masala
Santa- Oh O to Evrest Masala ap hi bnate ho
waha 1 baba pahle se baitha tambaku ragad raha tha
santa-baba ye kya hai
baba-masala
Santa- Oh O to Evrest Masala ap hi bnate ho
Pappu ki roti par se chuha gujar gaya
Pappu: Ab mein ye roti nahi khaunga
Santa: Kha le beta chuhe ne kon si chapplen pahni hui thi.
Pappu: Ab mein ye roti nahi khaunga
Santa: Kha le beta chuhe ne kon si chapplen pahni hui thi.
Santa ne ek aadmi ko tamacha mar diya.?
Aadmi: Mene kya galti ki ?
Santa: Tum saale galti karo uske liye hum intezaar thodi karenge.
Aadmi: Mene kya galti ki ?
Santa: Tum saale galti karo uske liye hum intezaar thodi karenge.
Santa: Yaar mai toh Mushkil me pad gaya.
Banta: Kaise?
Santa: Biwi make up kare to kharcha bardasht nahi hota aur make up na kare to biwi bardasht nahi hoti.
Banta: Kaise?
Santa: Biwi make up kare to kharcha bardasht nahi hota aur make up na kare to biwi bardasht nahi hoti.
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