Jor ka Jhatka: नई बहु ससुराल में जल्दी उठ गई, तो सास को आया तरस

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नई-नई बहु ससुराल में जल्दी उठ गई।
सास- सो जा बेटा अभी इतनी जल्दी उठने की क्या जरुरत है...
बहू - नहीं मम्मीजी अभी तो डीपी चेंज करनी है स्टेटस भी अपडेट करना है और सब को गुड मॉर्निंग मैसेज सेंड करना है मैसेज करने के बाद बस सो ही रही हूं, जब आप उठो तब मेरी भी चाय बनाकर आवाज लगा देना मैं उठ जाउंगी।
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मोदी- आपने आपके अमेरिका को इतना प्रगतिशिल कैसे बनाया?
ओबामा- ये सब भारत के सहयोग से ही संभव हो पाया है।
मोदी- भारत के सहयोग से? वो कैसे?
ओबामा- आप आरक्षण वालों को नौकरी देते हो...
और फिर बचे हुए क्रीम टैलेंट को हम नौकरी दे देते हैं।

Birbal Stories: Just One Question

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One Day a scholar came to the court of Emperor Akbar and challenged Birbal to answer his questions and thus prove that he was as clever as people said he was. 

He asked Birbal: "Would you prefer to answer a hundred easy questions or just a single difficult one?" 

Both the emperor and Birbal had had a difficult day and were impatient to leave. 

"Ask me one difficult question," sad Birbal. 

"Well, then, tell me," said the man, "which came first into the world, the chicken or the egg?" 

"The chicken," replied Birbal. 

"How do you know?" asked the scholar, a note of triumph in his voice. 

"We had agreed you would ask only one question and you have already asked it" said Birbal and he and the emperor walked away leaving the scholar gaping. 

Birbal Stories: Birbal Is Brief

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One day Akbar asked his courtiers if they could tell him the difference between truth and falsehood in three words or less.

The courtiers looked at one another in bewilderment.

"What about you, Birbal?" asked the emperor. "I'm surprised that you too are silent."

"I'm silent because I want to give others a chance to speak," said Birbal.

"Nobody else has the answer," said the emperor. "So go ahead and tell me what the difference between truth and falsehood is — in three words or less."

"Four fingers" said Birbal

"Four fingers?" asked the emperor, perplexed. 

"That's the difference between truth and falsehood, your Majesty," said Birbal. "That which you see with your own eyes is the truth. That which you have only heard about might not be true. More often than not, it's likely to be false."

"That is right," said Akbar. "But what did you mean by saying the difference is four fingers?'

"The distance between one's eyes and one's ears is the width of four fingers, Your Majesty," said Birbal, grinning.

Birbal Stories: Birbal Betrays Himself

Let us enjoy reading this one of Birbal Stories of Birbal Betrays Himself.

Birbal was missing. He and the emperor had a quarrel and Birbal had stormed out of the palace vowing never to return. 

Now Akbar missed him and wanted him back but no one knew where he was.

Then the emperor had a brainwave. He offered a reward of 1000 gold coins to any man who could come to the palace observing the following condition. The man had to walk in the sun without an umbrella but he had to be in the shade at the same time.

"Impossible," said the people.

Then a villager came carrying a string cot over his head and claimed the prize.

"I've walked in the sun but at the same time I was in the shade of the strings of the cot," he said. 

It was a brilliant solution. On interrogation the villager confessed that the idea had been suggested to him by a man living with him.

"It could only be Birbal!" said the emperor, delighted. 

Sure enough it was Birbal and he and the emperor had a joyous reunion.

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