Funny Jokes

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain

Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge

maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai

bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge…

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choohe paid pe baithe the, 

neeche se 1 hathi guzra,

1 chooha hathi pe ja gira 

dosra chooha bola - daba ke rakh saale ko me baata hu.

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Ek baar ek terrorist ne ek budhiya ke ghar me bomb rakh diya.

Log chillaye – Budhiya bomb hai, Budhiya bomb hai.

Budhiya sarmakar boli : Dhatt teri, wo to mein jawani me thi!!!

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Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to sabziwale

sabzi mehngi dete hai. Jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste.

Wife : Tum katora lekar jaya karo na, free me hi sabzi mil jayegi!

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Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge?

Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga?

Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere

liye langar le aana!

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Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata

dekh patni ne pati se kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas

kha raha hai, namaste karo.

Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji

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Sardarni : Lo light chali gayi.

Sardar : Light chali gayi hai to fan chala do.

Sardarni :Lo fir se kar di na sardaro wali baat.

Agar fan chalaunga to mombatti bujh nahi jayegi!

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Sardar to doctor: Jab mein sota hu to mere sapne me Live IPL Cricket match ane lagta hai.

Doctor: Koi baat nahi ye medicine sone se pehle kha lena.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga, aaj to final match hai!!!

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Ek sarder ne air-hostess se kaha, “Aapki shakal meri biwi

se bahut milti hai”.

Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara…

Sardar foran bola : “Aadat bhi bahut milti hai”

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Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha

Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…Mein Chudail hu.

Sardar : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai!

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