Sms Jokes

Ye 1 darawni kahani hai, kamjor dil wale ise na pade!

Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me 1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li
Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:
Jab tk koi musibat na aye kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna.
Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin
dar ke karan last page nahi khola.
1 din usse raha nahi gaya
aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur sadme se mar gya..
last page par likha tha..
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Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”
Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe
Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga!! 

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1 gaoon me Raahul Gandhi ko 1 bachche Ne kaha:

Sirji 14 mahino se yaha school me teacher nahi he.
Rahul- To school kaise chal raha he?
Bacha- Jaise desh chal raha hai!

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Sonia Gandhi Sms

Sonia ji 1 school visit karne gayi 1 class mein a kar boli bachcho koi sawal puchna hai to pucho.
Pappu bola mere 3 sawal hai:
1) Aap khud prime minister Q nahi bani
2) Ramleela maidan me police kisne bheji
3) Apka kitna paisa Swiss bank mein hai.
Isse pehle ki Sonia ji jawab deti half time ke bell ho gayi.
After half time
Bablu khadha hokar bola Mam mere 5 sawal hai..
3 to Pappu wale hai
4) Half time ki bell 20min phle kaise baji?
aur akhiri sawal?
Q5) Pappu kaha hai?

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Koi 1 din select karo..

Koi 1 din select karo..
Sun
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat
Kar liya…?
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Reply mat karna..
Bas us din naha liya karo plz
I know sardi kaafi hai.. Par nahana bhi zaruri hai

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Ladkiyo ki 5 baatain kabhi samjh nahi aati

1) Tum na bohat woh ho
(pata nahi woh se kya matlab hai? banda soch main per jaata hai)
2) Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi thi.
(to phir kya umeed thi)
3) Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe.
(to phir main pehle kesa tha?)
4) Sach batana, main kaisi lag rahi hun.
(sach Bol kar pitna thori hay)
5) Im very selfish na.
(ab haan bol doon to gayi bhens pani mein)

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