बॉक्स ऑफिस पर 'किक' का दूसरा वीकेंड 200 करोड़ से दो कम दूर

दूसरा वीकेंड भी 'किक' के लिए बेहतरीन रहा। शुक्रवार को 9.22, शनिवार को 10.62 और रविवार को 14.18 करोड़ रुपये का कलेक्शन 'किक' ने किया। इस तरह से यह फिल्म दूसरे वीकेंड में 34.02 करोड़ रुपये का कलेक्शन करने में कामयाब रही। 

दस दिनों में किक का कुल कलेक्शन हो गया 198.11 करोड़ हो गया है। दो सौ करोड़ क्लब में थ्री इडियट्स, धूम 3, चेन्नई एक्सप्रेस और कृष 3 जैसी फिल्में शामिल हैं। सलमान की पहली बार कोई फिल्म दो सौ करोड़ क्लब में शामिल होगी। इस वर्ष यह कामयाबी पहली बार किसी फिल्म को मिलेगी।

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Santa Jokes

Santa Singh is at the railway station. He asks a man "When will Rajdhani Express go from here?"
Man Replies 12.30.
"When will Deccan Queen go from here?"
Man Replies 11.30.
"When will Punjab Express go from here?"
Man Replies 10.30.
Santa singh goes on asking about all the trains.
Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not.
Santa replies, "No I just want to cross the tracks!"
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A Sardarji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help.
He goes into the temple and begins to pray..........."Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lottery"
Lottery night comes and somebody else wins it.
The Sardarji goes back to the temple................
"Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well"
"Lotto night comes and the Sardarji still has no luck!!
Back to the temple..................
"My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving.. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and the Sardarji is confronted by the voice of Lord:
"SARDARJI, BUY THE DAMN TICKET FIRST"
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Banta Singh went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked "Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?"
Yes of course, said the doctor, why not!
"Oh How nice it would be I have been illiterate for so long" replied Banta with joy.
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Santa and a friend are sitting in a cinema. Just before the break they see a cactus and in some distance a cowboy. During the break the friend says to santa:"I bet the cowboy will ride into the cactus."
Santa answers: "I do not believe that."
They agree that the loser invites the winner to a bottle of wine after the film. It turns out that the friend wins. So after the film they drink together the bottle of wine in a restaurant near the cinema.
Then the friend says: "I must confess that the bet was not fair. I saw the film for the second time."
Then Santa replies: "And I saw it for the fourth time, but I did not think that this fool rides into the cactus again."

Kids Jokes

Teacher: Ramu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Ramu: Me!

 

 

 

 

 

Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Ramu: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

 

 

 

 

 

Teacher: Shamu, go to the map and find North America.
Shamu: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America?
Ramu: Shamu!

 

 

 

 

 

Teacher: Ramu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Ramu: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

 

 

 

 

 

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also
admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Ramu: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

क्यों मनाया जाता है फ्रेंडशिप डे...

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फ्रेंडशिप डे की शुरुआत 1935 में अमेरिका से हुई थी। अगस्त के पहले रविवार को अमेरिकी सरकार ने एक व्यक्ति को मार दिया था और जिसकी याद और गम में एक दोस्त ने आत्महत्या कर ली। 

उसी दिन से सरकार ने अगस्त के पहले रविवार को फ्रेंडशिप डे के रूप में मनाने का निर्णय लिया। तब से इस दिन को हम दोस्तों के लिए मनाते आ रहे हैं।


फ्रेंडशिप डे ऐसे भी... 

राष्ट्रीय मित्रता दिवस- नेशनल फ्रेंडशिप डे : अगस्त का पहला रविवार 

महिला मित्रता दिवस- वूमन फ्रेंडशिप डे : अगस्त का तीसरा रविवार 

अंतरराष्ट्रीय मित्रता माह- इंटरनेशनल फ्रेंडशिप मंथ : फरवरी

ओल्ड फ्रेंड्स, न्यू फ्रेंड्स वीक : मई का तीसरा सप्ताह 

English Jokes

Q: Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window? A: He wanted to see time fly. 
Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party? A: Because you can't drink and derive..
Q: What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi? A: There, Their, They're
Q: What's another name for Santa's elves? A: Subordinate Clauses. 
Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school? A: Because he/she was going to high school! 
Q: What is Grammar? A: The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you’re shit. 
Q: What three candies can you find in every school? A: Nerds, DumDums, and smarties. 
Q: What's a teacher's favorite nation? A: Expla-nation. 
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the school dance? A: He didn't have anybody to take. (any BODY) 
Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? A: Because it had more cents. 
Q: What's the difference between a dead prostitute and school? A: School still sucks! 
Q: What happened to the plant in math class? A: It grew square roots. 
Q: What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? A: LMAYO 
Q: What is a proof? A: One-half percent of alcohol. 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the moebius strip? A: To get to the same side. 
Q: Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job? A: Because she couldn't control her pupils? 
Q: Why couldn't the moebius strip enroll at the school? A: They required an orientation. 
Q: How did the geography student drown? A: His grades were below C-level 
Q: What does a mathematician do about constipation? A: He works it out with a pencil. 
Q: Why is a math book always unhappy? A: Because it always has lots of problems. 
Q: Why don't you do arithmetic in the jungle? A: Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 8 9