GIRLFRIEND:(to her boyfriend) babe i cheated. BOYFRIEND:so what?do you think i love you? I've also been cheating on you for the past two years. You're just for fun. GIRLFRIEND(CRYI NG) I was talking about my exams!
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Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
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A Rich Woman on a Traffic signal to a Beggar :
Arey, I have seen U somewhere...
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.
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Beggar : Memsaab,
We are Friends on FACEBOOK...! =))
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The last one out ...
An anxious husband called the hospital to ask about his wife who was pregnant. Accidentally, he called the cricket stadium. He asked, "How are things?"
He fainted after hearing this reply:
"Fine! Three are out, we hope to have the remaining seven out by lunch. And the last one out was a duck."
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Train me 1ladke ne T.T.E. Se kaha- muje subah 4 baje patiala aane pr utha
dijiyega, main na jagu to jabardati
utar dijiyega. Muje subah interview dena hai.
Subah8 baje ladka jaga to patiala nikal gaya tha.
Ladke ne TTE ko maa bahen kigaliyan deni shuru kr di
Logo ne TTE se kaha- apko galiyan de raha hai aur aap chup-chap sun rahe
ho.?
TTE-Main ye soch raha hu ki subah jisko maine jabardasti uttar diya hai
wo kitni galiyan de raha hoga.?.?
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Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
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A Rich Woman on a Traffic signal to a Beggar :
Arey, I have seen U somewhere...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Beggar : Memsaab,
We are Friends on FACEBOOK...! =))
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The last one out ...
An anxious husband called the hospital to ask about his wife who was pregnant. Accidentally, he called the cricket stadium. He asked, "How are things?"
He fainted after hearing this reply:
"Fine! Three are out, we hope to have the remaining seven out by lunch. And the last one out was a duck."
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Train me 1ladke ne T.T.E. Se kaha- muje subah 4 baje patiala aane pr utha
dijiyega, main na jagu to jabardati
utar dijiyega. Muje subah interview dena hai.
Subah8 baje ladka jaga to patiala nikal gaya tha.
Ladke ne TTE ko maa bahen kigaliyan deni shuru kr di
Logo ne TTE se kaha- apko galiyan de raha hai aur aap chup-chap sun rahe
ho.?
TTE-Main ye soch raha hu ki subah jisko maine jabardasti uttar diya hai
wo kitni galiyan de raha hoga.?.?
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