Funny Jokes

Teacher to a student: “Ess line ki english banao- Usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gaya.

Student – He done his work and done-dana-dan done-dana-dan.
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Patni: Suno ji mere saath tumhare dus saal kaise beete?

Pati: Ek second ki tarah.

Patni: Agar main tumse 10000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega?


Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.

Patni: Jara 10000 rs dena toh

Pati: Abhi deta hu ek second mein

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Ek ladki apny boy friend ke saath nayi garri main long drive per jaa rahi thi achanak raastey mein larki kehnay lagi…..“suno ! kya tum aik haath se garri chala saktay ho?”

Kyu nahi.. ladke ne bade fakher se garden akraaii…


Aur phir larki ne aahista se kaha, “Toh phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf karlo”