JOKE OF THE DAY

Funny Christmas jokes - Dragon
Santa Claus: So, what do you want for Christmas this year?
Guy: I want a dragon
Santa Claus: C‘mon, be realistic
Guy: Ok, I want L.A. Lakers to win NBA league
Santa Claus: Hmmm, what color dragon do you want?

Christmas jokes – reality
When you’ll be going to your company‘s Christmas celebration remember – you will have to work with these people further on.

Christmas gifts
A guy tells his friend:
- During the Christmas I have left a gift for my girlfriend underneath the Chrsitmas-tree
- And... how did she liked it?
- Don't know yet. She's still looking for it as the forest is big, there are many Christmas-trees there...

Funny Christmas jokes - present
Two Americans talk:
- Do you know what that Mexican guy will give as a Christmas gift for his kid?
- No. What?
- Your bike.