Political Jokes

Why did Manmohan Singh cross the road ? 

Ans: To prove he wasn't chicken !
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Why did the Indian union minister made corruption of only 1 crore? 

? 

? 

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Ans: He was on a diet!
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How do you start a politician's race ? 

: Just shout loudly chairrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! 



And then how do you stop that race? 


: Just break the damn chair!!
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What do you call someone who dances on street? 

Ans: A street dancer ! 

OK. That was easy one. Now tell me.... 

What do you call someone who dances on the tunes of a woman? 


Ans: Manmohan Singh
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What is the difference between a barking dog and a politician? 


Ans: Kutta ek baar hi kaantata hai!