Santa banta Jokes

Banta: Why has the Government fixed voting age 18 years and marriage age 21 years? 

Santa: Yeh to bahut aasan sa sawal hai. 

Banta [hairan hokar]: To batao jawab.. 

Santa: Government ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi!
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Santa ka sawal: 

Yeh duniya bhi badi ajeeb hai.. 

Jab mein chup rehta hoon to woh mujhe 'Bewaqoof' samajhti hai. 

Aur Jab bolta hoon.....to unka shaq yakin mein badal jata hai..
 
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Santa Akshay Kumar ki 'Housefull' movie dekhane gaya. Magar dekh nahi saka. 
Banta: Oye ! Tu to kitane bar theatre mein gaya tha. Magar movie kyon nahin dekhi ? 
Santa: Arre, jab bhi main movie ka ticket nikal ne ja ta to mujhe har bar housefull ka board hi dikhata !
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Banta: Arre Santa, tu aaj doctor ke paas janewala tha na.. ?

 

Santa: Haan yaar, janewala to tha. 

Banta: Phir kya hua? 

Santa: Aaj meri tabiyat thik nahin hai na..isiliye kal chala jaunga..