Santa aur Banta ki kahaniya(Must Read) grin emoticon

1. Ek baar Santa bank lootne gaya, Par gun bhool gaye…
Phir bhi bank loot liya
Kaise???
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Kyoki Bank Manager Banta tha. Bola
“I trust you, gun kal dikha dena”
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2. Santa ko koi mobile pe tangh karta tha
Santa ne new sim card kharid kar tang karnewalle ko sms kiya
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“Mene woh sim band kar diya hai, ab tu toh kya tera baap bhi mujhe tangh nahin kar sakta!"
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3. Santa: Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai:
Shopkeeper: Aap isse 100 floor se niche girao, ye mirror 99 floor tak nahin tutega.
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Banta: Wah!! Kya baat hai .. pack kardo!! 
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4. Banta : Lo, light Chali gayee
Santa : Light chali gayee toh kya, fan chalu kar
Banta : Lo, kee na wahi baat, isiliye tum par itne jokes bante hai.. 
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Agar fan chalu kiya toh mombatti bhuj nahin jayegi?
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5. Postman :- Oye Santa ! Pata hai muje yeh packet deliver karne k liye 5 meel chalna pada.
Santa :- itna chalne kya zarurat hai? 
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Aap courier kar dete.
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6. NASA ne Santa aur Banta ko chand pe bheja.
Rocket uda magar dono aadhe raaste se vaapas aaya.
Unko kaaran pucha gaya to wo bole: 
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Aaj amaaswas hai,chand to hoga he nahi.
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