Kanjoos SMS Messages

1 kanjoos dosray say: Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai. Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha: 1000 ka note dun to kiya karega? Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga. Main nay kaha ja nahin deta ..................................................................................................... Udhar aap majboor bethay hain, Idher ham majboor bethe hain! Baat ho to aakhir kaisay ho, Jab dono taraf 2 kanjoos bethe hain. ..................................................................................................... 1 kanjoos tha, Bilkul kanjoos tha, Khalis kanjoos tha, Bohut ziada kanjoos tha, Aap mat ghabrao Aap k samne to wo kuch b nei tha, ..................................................................................................... Ho mera kam fakiron ko sms karna. in kanjooson. Gareebon ka inbox bharna. mere ALLAH inho ko bhi ab ghairat ajaey. ye sms parhty he inka b sms ajay. ..................................................................................................... Kya lekar aye thay? kya lekar jaoge …? mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge, itne paise bacha kar kya.. MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO GE. ..................................................................................................... Beta: Papa ye SMS kise kahte hai aur Ye kiske kaam aata hai? . . . Papa: Beta ye VIP log bhejte hai aur KANJOOS Logo k padhne k kaam aata hai..! ..................................................................................................... khud ko kar kanjus itna ke har sms behjne sy pehle service centar waly caal kar k khud puchen paa g paki gall a bhejna aae k sending fail kariye. .....................................................................................................  ( !!!!! *Mubarak ho* SMS na kaRNe pe Aapko Award of "Kanjoosi" 2012 diya jata ha. Thanks ki koi baat nae ap ka haq ha. ..................................................................................................... Aaj mere pass Mobile hy Number hy Charger hy Battery hy Balance hy Tumhare pass kiya hy? Hy koi msg? To bhej do Agar nahi to Mobile bech do.  ..................................................................................................... Kal Se Tabiyat Theek Nhi Thi . Phr 1 Baba Ko Dikhaya Baba Ne Kaha K Tm Pr JIN Ka Saya Hy . Kisi KANJOOS Ko SMS kARO . . . Thank God Ab Acha Feel Horaha Hy. ..................................................................................................... 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 loot-loo! chwaniya hai, Mujhe sms karne ke kaam aayengi. Sharmao mat. ..................................................................................................... Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo, Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.  ..................................................................................................... 1 kanjoos dosray say: Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai. Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha: 1000 ka note dun to kiya karega? Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga. Main nay kaha ja nahin deta  ..................................................................................................... ap k *Chehre* pe Noor ki *Smile* hai ap k pas *Mehnga* Mobile hai Ap k *Inbox* mai sms ki *Lambi* file hai pr *sms* Nhe krte kia *Faqeero* wala *Style* hai. ..................................................................................................... Hello! . Kia Haal Hai ? . Kia Ho Raha Hai ? . Aap Kahan Rehte Ho ? . Kitne Rooms Hain ? . Ghar Men T.V Hai ? . Kon Se Channels Aate Hain ? . Table Hai ? . Chair Bhi Hogi . Janwer Paalte Ho ? . Billi Hai ? . Music Sunte Ho ? . Phir Audio System Bhi Hoga . Nalka Hai ? . Pani Aata Hai ? . Fridge Hai ? . Fan Hai Ya A.C ? . Phone Hai ? . Wire Less Hai ? . Mobile Hai ? . Nokia Hai Ya Koi Aur ? . Sim Hai ? . Balance Bhi Hoga ? . To kanjose SMS q Nahi Karte. :-