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eacher Santa se: Explain ‘Dahi’ in English

Santa:

Milk sleeping in the night,
and sawere sawere tight!!

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Exams ke Pehle Santa ne ek hi essay ratta mara tha -
‘MY FRIEND’
Aur exams me pucha Gaya …
‘MY FATHER’

Lekin Santa ghabhraya Nahi. Haushiyari dikha ke “friend” ki jagah pe “father” word likh kar aa Gaya.

Jis examiner ne uski answersheet check ki voh aaj tak behosh hai !!

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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?

Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…!

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Santa calls WHITE HOUSE

Santa: I want to become the next president of USA…

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Banta Singh and Santa Singh got tired with the mobile communication

They decide to use the conventional method of communication.
That is to use pigeons to send messages.

One day Santa sends his pigeon.
When the pigeon reached Banta, it was without any message.

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Daku bank lutne gaye..
Gun ghar mein bhool gaye

fir bhi bank lut lia

kaise?

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Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole:
VAR MANGO VATS’

Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu..
‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’

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Rajnikant vs santa:

opening Question to both in a competition..
What is half of 8?
Rajni: 4

Santa: Depend karta hai.