Hindi Jokes

AJ Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya.
DJ:Aaj to maje se ki hogi?
AJ:Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade kani padi.
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Saas (bahu se): Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathhar nahi nikal sakti kya.
Bahu: Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathhar bhi nahi chaba sakti ?
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1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.
Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.
Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte
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AJ : matlbi dost se bach kar raho.
DJ : magar matlbe dost ka pta kaise chalega.
AJ : simple,sare dosto ko msg karojo reply na de samjah lo wo hi matlbi hai.
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Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
AJ- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
AJ- oye....pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!
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