Kids Jokes

Ek chhota bachcha bus ki khidki
se susu kr rha tha..
Ek aurat boli : sharm nhi ati tujhe??
ladka : Arrey aunty sharm chhodo…
su su dekho kitna dur tk ja rha hai..
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Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan…
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..

Beta: Wahhh papa ghar me hi setting kar li.
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Baap: Beta koi bat nai tumhari qismat mai Fail hona hi likha tha
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Beta: Jee Papa, yai tu acha howa mai ne pura saal parha nai warna sari mehnat zaya hojati
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Na waqt hai etna ke syllabus pora kia jaye
Na tarkeeb hai koi ke exam pas kia jaye
.
Na jane konsa dard dia hai es parhayi ne

Na soya jaye owr na roya jaye