Santa Banta Jokes

Santa - Yar banta hamare beech main kya relation hai ? Banta - Wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai !
Santa - kaise ?
Banta - Kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to Pakoda BANTA hai..

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Teacher : Ye batao ki Duniya
main kitne desh hai ???
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SANTA : Kar di na pagalon wali baat
Duniya main 1 hi desh hai
apna BHARAT
Baki sab to Videsh hai...