Majedar Chutkule - Mast and Majedar Chutkule Hi Chutkule

Girl : Papa Ek Ladka bar bar I LovE U bolta hai

Kya karun?

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Father : Beta us se shadi kr le Zindagi mein agar dubara bol de to mera Naam badal dena...

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Doctor to Aishwarya's baby:

you know who is ur Grand father?

Baby: yes, Big B

Who's ur Mother: Miss world Aishwarya.

Then who is ur father?

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Baby: No IDEA sirji. -:)

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Pappu : yaar jab main maru to mere maatam pe samne wale padosiyon ko zarur bulana
Peter: kyun?
Pappu : yaar us ghar ki auratein laash se lipat-lipat kr roti hai !!!

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LALU : "I love u" iska matlab ka hota hai?

SONIA : Mai tumse pyar karti hu.

LALU : Lo kar lo baat...

Angreji me ek sawal kya puch liya,

Pagli fida ho gayi humpe. :-D

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Ek bar ek Sarabi Apni Eye donate karne gaya

Doctor ne Sarabi se pucha : Kuch kahana chahte ho

Sarabi : yes, Jisko bhi meri ye Eye lagaoo pls usko bata dena ki ye 2 pag lagane ke baad hi khulti hain.... :) :)

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Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant

mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?

Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.

Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya

kyu ussko?

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Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha

Wife: y r u standing here?

Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon

Wife: To jao na..!

Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

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A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.

He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied: tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?

Sardar: 3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?

Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?

Sardar: 3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?

Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing

Balle Balle ;->

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

"Me sick, no work"

Boss SMS back:

"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

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Santa : Why do girls close

their eyes while kissing a guy?

Guess‚

Guess

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Banta : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon

ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

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Teacher:

Tumhare Abbu Kya Kaam Karte Hain?

Bacha:

UPS k Maalik hain.

Teacher: Nice.

Acha ye UPS ka kya matlab hai?

Bacha: "Usman Pakora Shop" :-)

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Hey U Know

Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1

U Know Why??

If she accept its your luck

otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

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Girlfriend: Its 2 tight

Boyfriend: Dont worry,Ill put it slowly,

Girlfriend: Push it in,

Boyfriend: Ah..I cant,

Girlfriend: Its painful,

Boyfriend: Forget it.

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Well buy new WEDDING RING!

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Ek Chiti ne Hathi se kaha - Kya tum apna underwear mujhe 4 din ke liye udhar main de sakte ho?

Hathi (laughing) - Kya tum mere underwear ko pehnogi!!
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Chiti - Nahi re… beti ki Sadi ke liye pandal lagana hai!