Tuesday, June 18, 2013

sms msg

History ke teacher ne puchha-kalidas ka 1 bhai joote banata tha, uska naam kya tha?
SANTA ne socha bahut socha
phir jawab diya -'addidas'
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Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..
Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta: kya kiya?
Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.
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Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :-
Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ?
Boy :- Hasrat tumhari .......
Girl :- Chahte kya ho ?
Boy : Mohhabat tumhari ...... ...
Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ..........
Boy :- Kismat hamari .........
Girl :- Married hoon main ......
Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari.
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Santa Ko Thane Mein Laya Gaya
.
Aur Police Inpector Ke Aage Pesh Kiya Gaya
.
Inspector: “Tumne Is Bechare Bikhari Ko Itna Kyu Maara?”.
.
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Santa: “Mene Isko Kitni Baar Bola Ki Main Aisa
Waisa Aadmi Nahi Hoon, Fir Bhi Sala Bolta Hai, Ek
Baar De De Baba“ .
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