Why did the British leave INDIA iN 1947? 
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Because they came to kNow a baby Named RajiNikaNth will be borN iN 1949!! 
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The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually rajnikanth''s signature. 
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Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography... 
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Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records.. 
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1+0=1 
1*0=0 
1-0=1 
den 
1/0=? 
dis was d qstion 1ce asked 2 RAJNIKANTH nd he said, 
"I dnt kno!" 
Thats why it's declared as 
"Not Defined"..! 
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Rajnikanth doesn't shave... 
he just looks in the mirror and dares hairs to grow...!! 
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Part of apple's logo dat is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth... 
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Once while playing Rajnikanth said "STATUE" to a person......... 
Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY".... 
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** Breaking news ** 
Rajnikanth...... 
got shot yesterday . . 
today is the bullet''s funeral...!! 
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What is that rajnikanth can do..that we cant even think of doin it..?! 
He can answer a missed call.! 
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Breaking News: 
Rajnikanth Presented A Cheque 
& 
;-)The Bank Bounced:-D 
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Did U ever wonder...?? 
Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked? 
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'Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!' 
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Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India........... 
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Awesum fact.., 
Rajnikant has counted infinity twice.! 
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Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d. 
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Gmail@rajnikant.com 
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USA POWER 
vs 
INDIAN POWER 
USA- 
10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks, 
12000 air force, 3000 ships 
INDIA- 
*RAJNIKANTH* 
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Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back... 
That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs... 
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A child went2 Kashmir& startd playing by making small mountains from ice. 
Today those mountains are called "Himalyas" 
& 
That child name is 
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FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury.. 
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Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook. 
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Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses? 
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To protect the sun from his eyes! 
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