Monday, August 4, 2014

RAJNIKANTH JOKES

Why did the British leave INDIA iN 1947? 
Because they came to kNow a baby Named RajiNikaNth will be borN iN 1949!! 

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The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually rajnikanth''s signature. 


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Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography... 

Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records.. 

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1+0=1 
1*0=0 
1-0=1 
den 
1/0=? 

dis was d qstion 1ce asked 2 RAJNIKANTH nd he said, 
"I dnt kno!" 

Thats why it's declared as 

"Not Defined"..! 

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Rajnikanth doesn't shave... 

he just looks in the mirror and dares hairs to grow...!! 

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Part of apple's logo dat is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth... 

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Once while playing Rajnikanth said "STATUE" to a person......... 

Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY".... 

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** Breaking news ** 
Rajnikanth...... 
got shot yesterday . . 


today is the bullet''s funeral...!! 

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What is that rajnikanth can do..that we cant even think of doin it..?! 

He can answer a missed call.! 

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Breaking News: 

Rajnikanth Presented A Cheque 


;-)The Bank Bounced:-D 
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Did U ever wonder...?? 

Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked? 

'Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!' 

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Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India........... 

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Awesum fact.., 

Rajnikant has counted infinity twice.! 

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Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d. 
Gmail@rajnikant.com 
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USA POWER 
vs 
INDIAN POWER 


USA- 

10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks, 
12000 air force, 3000 ships 


INDIA- 



*RAJNIKANTH* 



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Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back... 

That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs... 

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A child went2 Kashmir& startd playing by making small mountains from ice. 

Today those mountains are called "Himalyas" 

That child name is 


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FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury.. 


Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook. 


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Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses? 
To protect the sun from his eyes! 

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