Santa Jokes

Sardar ji to his wife – Oye!  “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time?

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Sardar ni replied – “Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted  to me. God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!”

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Sardar Ji and his wife driving down a long country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to conced their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the Mrs. Sardar Ji asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?”. “Yep,” Sardar ji replied, “In-laws.”.

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Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didn’t light.

He tried another, It didn’t light either. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man

Santa replied,
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“That’s a lucky match stick. I’ll use it again.”

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Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.�
Jasmeet: “What are you searching for?”�
Santa: “Hidden cameras!”�
Jasmeet: “And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?”�
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Santa: “That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?”