Sms Jokes In english

Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me.
It was the sweetest thing that ever could be.
It was a fantasy, a dream come true
it was the day I met you.

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Love is like a cloud...
love is like a dream...
love is 1 word and everything in between...
love is a fairytale come true...
Coz I found love when I found U.

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Roses are red, violets are blue,
I was born beautiful,
but what the hell happened to you?

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Girls are like phones,
we like to be held and talked too,
but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

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We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait....
Searching....
searching...
still searching....
sorry,
NO BRAIN found...!

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Roses r red, violets r blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But the roses r wilting, the violets r dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head!

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This sms can only be read by someone SMART,
try again,
again,
maybe you are..
just not smart??
one more time.
hey don't force it ugly!!!

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Last night I wanted to send you a msg,
But all I could write was,
“noh ss!w !”.
It didn’t make mush sense
Until I read it upside down...

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I'd love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

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Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blanks with YES or NO.
1.______I don’t have Brain.…
2.______I don’t have Sense.…
3.______I am Stupid....

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A physiological study has proved that
all the fools, donkeys, monkeys
used their thumbs to read the messages
Don’t change your finger know its too late.

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How to keep an idiot entertained
*press down*
…………………………………
How to keep an idiot entertained
*press up*

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FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forget but how U forgive,
Not how U listen but how U Understand,
Not what U see but how U feel,
and not how U Let Go but how U hold on!!!

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WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

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A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW..
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.

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Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense............??
Tell you later........

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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...
Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain

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A million words would not bring you back,
I know, because I've tried.
Neither would a million tears.
I know, because I've cried.

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Hey friend remember that without stupidity
there can be no wisdom and
without ugliness there can be no beauty.
so the world needs YOU after all!

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Minds are like Parachutes.
They work best when open

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If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I'd put U and I together

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Aim for the stars.
But first, aim for their bodyguards

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ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction

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Why were males created before females?
Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy

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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog,
to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog,
for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ...
Now read without the word dog.

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All day I thought of you....
I was at the zoo.

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CNN News.
Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

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Hi there, I'm a human being!
What are you?

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Brains aren't everything.
In fact in your case they're nothing

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I heard someone whisper your name,
but when I turned around to see who it was,
I notice I was alone,
then I realize it was my heart
telling me that I miss you.