Best of the Best Hindi Jokes

Har safal admi ke pichhe ek Auratt hoti hai! 
Aur ek se jyada auratte hui to us safal admi ki kahani Savdhan India me dikhate hai!
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Kuchh ladkiyon ki itni fancy handwriting hoti hai ki jab exam
 mei cheating karo to samajh nahi aata ki answer likha hai ya embroidery ki hai.
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Teacher : bahut tez hawao ke sath barish ho rahi hai
 iska bhawishya kaal batao??? Pappu : Ab light jaegi…!!
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Atal Satya: Padai auy Gym hamesha kal se shuru hote hai!
 aur Cigarette aur Daru..kal se band…!!