Santa Bamta jokes

Santa underwear lene dukaan per gya.Dukaandar ne usey 300 rupay ka underwear dikhaya..
Paise sun ker Santa Bola : Yaar roj pahnne wala dikhao, Partywear nahi Chahiye..
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Jagjit Sigh Gaa Rhe the : Yeh Daulat bhi le lo, Yeh Sohrat bhi le lo….Santa Utha : Main toh bahot Pareshan hu, Meri Toh Aurat bhi le lo..
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Santa Bus me khada tha.. Break lagi toh ek ladki per jaa gira; Ladki: Batameez, Kya kar rhe ho?? Santa : Engineering aur aap??
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Teacher : A B C sunaao.. Santa: A B C
 Teacher : Aur Sunaao.. Santa : Aur sab badhiya, Aap sunaao!!
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Santa : Tera bhai aajkal kya kar rha hai?? Banta : Ek dukaan kholi thi, per ab jeil mein hai!!
Santa : Woh q?? Banta: Dukaan hathodi se kholi thi!!

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Santa : Yr kal meri shadi hai.. Or ladki walo ne kam se kam logo ko bulaya hai

mujhe tension ho rahi hai…

banta : Are to ismai tension wali kya bat hai???

Santa : Yar pata nahi..! papa mujhe lekar jayenge ya nahi…