Bollywood celebrity:
1) #CelebCrackers Sonam Kapoor bomb will be decorated well but as soon as it is ignited.. "Phusss"
2) If you will Alok Nath bomb, it will shower flowers on you. #CelebCrackers
3) #celebcrackers Salman Khan rocket.Kills roadside people.
4) Lal rang ki surri aur golden colour ka yeh bomb, saalon saal same dikhe, diwali pe diwali, pesh hai Rekha Bomb #CelebCrackers
5) Amir Khan brand - light it up this DIWALI and it will burst next DIWALI. #CelebCrackers
6) Big B Bomb: It's quite posh & is status symbol if you can afford. (Disclaimer: Bomb No T-1102 can't fire off before T-1101) #CelebCrackers
7) Ekta kapoor rocket : Once ignited,goes up,Comes down back in the bottle.Again goes up. Repeats this 3 times #CelebCrackers
8) After lighting a Taran Adarsh rocket you can see 5 stars in the sky. #CelebCrackers
Political celebrity:
9) Narendra Modi Cracker will Gain Audience and then Blast.... #CelebCrackers10) Don't purchase advani bomb as it will always remain in waiting #CelebCrackers
11) Woh anar jo jalte hue har 49 second baad rang badle, pesh hai Kejriwal Anar #CelebCrackers
12) Light bhi chamkegi, dhuan bhi niklega par aawaj nahi aaegi. Manmohan Patake.#CelebCrackers
13) #CelebCrackers Manmohan Singh bomb, you ignite it and see it will always be silent. On the contrary take Arnab Goswami bomb and booom!!!
14) Rahul Gandhi Bomb: It won't blast but only release Nitrous Oxide (laughing gas) and you'll die laughing. #CelebCrackers
15) Jalate jalate doosre k ghar Mein pahuch jaati hai,janab uss ghar ko bhi aapna kehne ka dawa kar jaati hai-Bilawal Chakri #CelebCrackers
16) A rajdeep sardesai bomb will catch fire only when it is slapped;-p #celebCrackers
Sports celebrity
17) Sachin Tendulkar Bombs will be sold as Master Blaster. #CelebCrackers18) A sania mirza bomb will blast in india but the noise will be heard in pakistan. #CelebCrackers
19) Dhoni Bomb - Explodes when everyone is like " Saala kab fatega?" #CelebCrackers
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