Whats Up Jokes

Kejriwal ne 12 baje ghadi me time dekha
To usne ghadi tod di..

Jab Kisi ne puchha kyun todi?

To bola..

Yeh teeno suiya mili hui hai!!

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Wife — Pooja kiya karo, Balaayein tal jayegi

Husband —
Tere baap ne bahut ki hogi,
Uski tal gayi, mere palle pad gayi!!

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Munda:
Tujh vich rab dikhta hai..
yaara main ki karaa..
Sajde sir jhukta hai…
yaara main ki kara…

Kudi:
Mattha tek, aur daffa ho jaaa

:[D :[P

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Jab Ekta Kapoor paida hui
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Kaun hua janne ke liye dekhiye..
Agla Episode!

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Husband and wife had an heated argument on karva chauth day.

Husband came up with killer reply –

“Dimaag khane se bhi vrat tut jata hai !!!!!

—– Wife becharrrii chup!! ——–