Hindi Jokes

10 Doctors, 5 Engineers aur 1 sardar helicopter ki rassi pe latke hue the.
Pilot: Weight zyadaa hai, 1 Aadmi ko rassi choddni padegi!
Sardar: Ye Qurbani mein dunga kyunki mein sardar hu! Bajao taaliyaan!
Sabhi Doctors aur Engineers taaliyaan bajaane lage!
Weight khud hi kam ho gaya!

MORAL: Doctor. bano ya Engineer, sardar toh aakhir sardar hi hota hai.
‘bole so nihaaaaal….’
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First time in the history it happened and won’t happen again
Rajnikant vs sardar: opening Question to both in a competition..
What is half of 8?
Rajni: 4
Sardar: Depend karta hai.
agar horizontally half karo to ’0′
aur vertically karo to ’3′
Rajnikant Lost!

badda aaya Rajnikant..
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Sir: Define Energy?
Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas…
Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.

Santa: “and this is called Energy…”
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Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?
Santa: Film me bahut mushkilo k baad shadi hoti hai.
Asli life me shadi ke baad bahut mushkil hoti hai.
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Santa 2 cigarette ek saath pee raha thaa.
Patni: 2 cigarette kyon peete ho?
Santa: Dost kee yaad aati hai na.. ek meri hoti hai aur ek mere dost ki.
Kuchh dino baad Santa ek hi cigarette peene laga.
Patni ne poochha: Dost ko bhool gaye kya?
Santa: Nahi Pagli, maine cigarette peena chhod diya hai!!!
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Santa: Tu Mirror ke samne baith kar kyun padhta hai?
Banta: Iske 3 fayde hain.
1. Sath me revision ho jata hai.
2. Khud pe nazar bhi rehti hai.
3. Padhne ke liye company mil Jati.