Funny Raksha Bandhan SMS in Hindi

Kya Bataoon Yaar Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chaha Tha
Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai.

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Yu Toh hai hum Brahmachari
Per ladki Dekhi to Aankh mari
Pati to Hamari varna......
Rakhi ki hai taiyaari

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Har Ladki Aapke Liye Bekarar Hai
Har Ladki Ko Aap Ka Intezar Hai
Ye Aap Ka Koi Kamal Nahi
Kuch He Dino Me Raakhi Ka Tyohaar He.

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Agar Aap Bus, Train, Plane Ya Kahin Se Bhi Aa Ya Jaa
Rahe Ho Aur Kisi Mahila Ke Haath Mai Phool, Dhaga,
Chain Ya Chamakti Hui Koi Bhi Vastu Dekhen.
To Turant Wahan Se Hat Jayen.
Yeh Vastu Rakhi Ho Sakti Hai.
Aapki Zara Si Laparwahi Apko Bhai Bana Sakti Hai?
Janhit Mai Jaari!!!

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Ummidon ki manzil deh gayi,
Khwabon ki duniya beh gayi,
Abe teri kya izzat reh gayi,
Jab ek zakkas item tere ko
"BHAIYA" kehke RAKHI pehna gayi.

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Sbhi Ladkon Ko Suchit Kiya Jata Hai Ki:
21Aug Ko Apna Mobile Band Rakhe,
Kyun Ki Kuch Sararti Ladkiya
RAKHI Sms Kar Sakti Hai,
Aur Apki Zara Si Laparwahi Apko Bhai Bana Sakti Hai.

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Aati Thi Jaathi Thi Hansti Thi, hansati thi
Bhagati Thi, Bhagaati Thi Bolti Thi,
Bulwati Thi Per aaj pata chala ki voh mujhe rakhi bandhana chahati thi."

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Hello Bhaiya, how r u? How's life?
Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi.
Mera cell kharab hai isliye me inke cell se sms kar rahi hoon.
Tumhari pyari behan – Mallika Sherawat.

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Circit:- Bhai, bole to apun ko bhi HAPPY RAKSHABANDHAN bolne ka hai.
Munna:- Bol daal bol daal mamu bindas hoke bol daal.
Circit:- Mere pyaare-pyaare bhaiyon aur meri pyaari-pyaari saheliyon ko......
Munna:- Are nahi circit. Bahan bol bahan.
Circit:- Mere pyaare-pyaare bhaiyon aur unki pyaari-pyaari bahnon ko mera pyaar bhara salaam.
Wish You Haapy Rakshabandhan to you.