Hindi Jokes

Salesman: Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
Santa Bola:
“Ji Nahin, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!”

Salesman Fainted !!
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Sir: Define Energy ?
Santa Sardar: Sir poora nahin aata hai, thoda last ka pata hai, bas.
Sir: Thik hai, koi baat nahin, jitna aata hai utna bolo.

Santa: “and this is called Energy……”
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Ek baar Santa Singh ne ek MENDAK se puchha ki ‘Sardaro me dimag hota hai’?
Mendak bola: nahin, Aur paani mein kood gaya.

Santa Sardar pura din sochta raha isme SUICIDE karne wali kya baat thi ?
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Santa to Son: “maths vich fail kyu hoya”..??
Son: 1st day teacher kendi
5+3=8..
Agle din kendi
6+2=8..
fir kendi
4+4=8

Ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi!!
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Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATHS bahut masoom aur pyara tha.
Ek din kuch badmash students ne MATHS ko bahut maara…
yahan tak ki Maths ki aakhri Sans bhi marte marte sab students ko baddua de gaya.
Aur Ye keh kar iss dunia se chala gaya ki…
main to ja raha hoon lekin… “MATHS”
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M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Satayegi

Aaj bhi maths ki aatma bhatak rahi hai aur saare students ko sata rahi hai
aur hamesha satati rahegi
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Wife:
Jaanu! Aaj tumhari girlfriend night stay karne aa rahi hai…
Maine fridge mein Beer & Fresh Fruits salad banakar rakh diye hain…
Room freshener side table par hai.
Nahane ka soap with line fragrance aur towel bhi rakha hai
Main bachcho ko lekar mummy ke yaha ja rahi hoon, kal shaam tak aaungi.
Program me koi change ho to inform kar dena, main wahin aur din ruk jaungi~~
Issko kehte hain…

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“Mungeri Lal ke Haseen Sapne!!”
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Three most innocent faces in the world
1) A Sleeping Baby

2) Udhaar Mangne Wala Aadmi

3) Hamare Parents ke samne baitha hua apna dost.

—— In Hindi —–
दुनिया के तीन सबसे मासूम चेहरे
१) सोता हुआ बच्चा

२) उधार मांगने वाला आदमी


3) हमारे माता-पिता के सामने बैठा हुआ अपना दोस्त