Pati Patni Jokes Hindi

Suno ji
ajj se AAPKE bina mai nahi,
aur MERE bina aap nahi.
4 Saal baad wohi bivi:
kutte! Ruk ja!
Aaj yaaa tu nahi ya mein nahi!
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Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga..
Wife: do cigrate kyun pe rahe ho?
Santa: dost ki yaad aa rahi hai.. Hum dono sath mein pete the.
Achanak ek din ek cigrate pene laga..
Biwi: ab kya hua…
Santa: bevkuf maine cigrate pene chod di hai!!
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Ek aadmi ne sabse jyada blood donate karke record banaya.
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ka shukriya Kuch aise kiya.
Thank u
*Aapne nahi piya tabhi to hamne liya*
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Girlfrnd: Es week roj shopping karenge, next week roj movie dekhenge.
Boyfrnd: Uske agle week roj mandir jayenge.
Girlfrnd: Kyu?
Boyfrnd: Bheekh maangne.
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Wife: Kal aap ne Padosan ke saath moovi dekhi..?
Husband: Kya kare..
Aaj kal ki movie Biwi Bachon ya family ke
saath dekhne laayak kaha banti hai..?
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Aadmi: calls his wife, Nokar ne phone receive kiya..!!
Aadmi: Begam Saheba se baat karwao!!
Nokar: Woh to sahab k sath so rahi hain!!
Aadmi: Per sahab to me hun!!
Nokar: Ab me kya karun??
Aadmi: Maar do dono ko
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AFTER KILLING
Nokar: Lashon ka kya karun??
Aadmi: Ghar k piche jo naddi hai us me phenk k bhaag ja!!
Nokar: Par ghar k piche to koi naddi nahi hai!!!
Aadmi: To kya ye 3530153 num nahi hai??
Nokar: Nahi
Aadmi: Sorry WRONG NUMBER..!!
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Yamraj: Tumne Paap aur punya dono kiya hai,
Isliye Swarg jaisa Nark milega.
Man: Wo Kaise?
Yamraj: Agle janam mein shaadi to hogi Lekin wahi puraani Biwi ke saath
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2 ladies ko 20 sal ki jail ki saza mili
20 sal tak jail mein guzarne ke bad
Jab dono riha hui to dono ne muskurate hue kaha…..
Chalo ab baki bate ghar pahoch ke karte hai