Latest Sardar Jokes 2013

son:"dady what is difference between confidence & secret"?

dad:" u r my son that is confidence .

ur friend is also is my son that is secret

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Biwi nind me jor se chilai-jaldi utho mere pati aa gye.

Sardar utha aur khirki se kud gaya.tang tut gayi.

Fir use khyal aya sala mai hi to uska pati hu.... 

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99 sal ka aadmi
SWARG ki raunak aur sundar apsarao ko dekh kar bola-
Ye Ramdev baba k chakr me na para hota to 30 sal pahle hi chala ata...

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Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya
Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya
ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...??
Shit ab phir se girna padega

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Ladki Deo laga ke Bus pe chadhi,

Ladke ne comment paas kiya Aj kal Phinayal ka Use zyada hota hai'

Ladki boli: 'Fir bhi makkhiya pichha nhi chhodte'

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Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr,
Gusse Me School Ja Raha Tha
Ek admi Ne Pucha
Beta Padhte Ho?
Bacha: Nhi School Ki Dress Pehen K
Tere Baap K Barat Mai Ja Raha Hu.

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Usne kaha -na ched ladki ko paap hoga
kal tu bhi kisi ladkika baap hoga.
Maine kaha bhagwan kre tera kehna sach ho
jo mujhe baap kahe wo tera bacha ho.. 

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barish hui aur hum bhig gaye,
wah wah
barish hui aur hum bhig gye.
wah wah
age kya hua?
Hona kya tha?
Dhoop nikli aur hm sukh gye 

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Ram g keh gye siya se aisa kalyug ayega......wah wah
Ram g keh gye siya se aisa klyug ayega.......wah wah

are volume km kr papa jg jayega...............its true

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Pyar kar k shadi karni chahiye
ya fir
Shadi kar k pyar karna chahiye ?

Best reply-

Shadi kar k pyar karna chahiye
Lekin
Is ki khabar biwi ko nhi Lagni chahiye

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sorry kal rat ko msg nhi kr saka police ne pakad lia tha "murder case mai maine ek ladki se kaha mujhse shadi karogi to
?
?
?
khushi se hi mar gayi pagli?

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mota marta moti pr
bhuka marta roti pr
master ji ki do batiyan
par mai to marta hu choti pr

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Baris k mousam me apka dil machalta hoga,
Pani me bhigne ka dil krta hoga
Isme apki galti nhi
Is mousam mai har mendhak ka aisa hi krta hoga.

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Sardar: sarab pikar scooter se 1 arthi se takra gya.

 dead body gir gyi log sardarji ko pitne lge.

Sardar-jo gir gya vo to kuch bol nhi rha tum khi ke don ho kya 

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Pagal 1- mein is mental hospital mein naya hu,
mujhe pagalok sardar se milna hai
Pagal 2- Ssshhhh....... Chup......!!
Awaz mat karo, Boss funny msg Padh raha hai.....

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Aap ka gadha aap se ruth gaya,
ja k nadi me dub gaya,
dubte hue bola.. "ab or dukh nahi sahenge"
1 hi ghar me 2 nhi rahenge.

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Chala ja msg tu banke gulab.
Hogi sachi dosti to ayega jawab .
Agar nhi aya jawab to mat hona udaas.
Bas samj lena baratn dho rahe honge janab .

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Aj maine do kasame khai hai
(1)Kisi bhi parayi larki pr nazar nhi dalunga Aur
(2) Kisi bhi ladki ko pr aya nhi samjhunga

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Ap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yad krte hai,
Hr pal tumhari faryad krte hai,

Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Ap ko dikhane ki mang krte hai....

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Hawa me bindas ud raha tha galib.
Hawa me betab ud raha tha galib.
Hawa me ajad ud raha tha galib.
Phir kya...ruk gaye hawa,
gir gya galib..

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Manjil ko pana hai to
Hausla sath rakhna,
Agr Dost ko pana hai to
Aitbar sath rakhna,
Agr hamesha Muskurana hai to
"brush or colgate Sath rakhna"