Student Jokes

Student Song

LAMBI JUDAI
(Student ReMix)
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Chaar dino ka EXAM O Rabba,
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Lambi parhai, Lambi parhai,
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Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na,
Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha,
Kitne zamane baad Oo Rabba,
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Tution lagaya, Tution lagayaaa,
Soya raha mai classon me apni,
Teacher se roz roz pit ke me aaya,
Kitna pita hon sooj gaya hon,
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chalna phirna bhol gaya hon,
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4 dino ka EXAM Oo Rabba,
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lambi parhai lambi parhai..
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to all students….
(UOG) ZINda Bad

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Rules of College

3 rules of college
1. Be quiet in the Class coz othrs r Sleeping.
2. Dont 4get 2 carry Ur bag coz it acts as a Pillow.
3. Keep the Campus Clean So be Absent.

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Student Funny

• 1 BACHEY Ne Exam hall me susu Kr Diya,
  Teacher:
  Ye Kya kia? .
  Bacha :
  Ap Hi Ne to Kaha idhr Udhr Na Dekho Jo Aa Raha Hy Kar Do.

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Main to exam ki waja

• Main to exam ki  waja sy pareshan phir raha tha
  “DOST”
  Beghairton ne meri ami ko keh diya,
  is ko pyar ho geya hy.
  (,”)/
  /)_/Nai Ammi
  _/  \_Qsam ly lo.

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Akhir Kab Tak Ho Ga Ye Zulm ?

Difficult or boring papers sy students tang aa gay hain.
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Akhir kab tak ho ga ye zulm ?
Ab humain aisy papers chahien.
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Total marks.50
Choose the best
MCQ’s,
1.Tery mast mast_____ nain.
(3,5,2)
2.______badnaam hoi darling tery ley.
muni,kaki,bachi
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3.Maa ka laadla  ______gaya.
sudhar,bigr,ujar
4.Aj_____jorra pa
Saadi farmaish ty.
(Kala,Laal,Peela)
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5.Tum_____aye.
Pass,ghar,yaad
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New pattern Farwad to all teachers.