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Ek Shaitani Chudeil ne Buzurg pati Patni ko
Pakad liya..
Chudeil:” Mai Tum Dono ki Ek-Ek khwaish Poori
kar sakti hu
Patni:” Mujhe apne Pati k Saath Duniya
Ghumni hai
Chudeil ne chaddi Ghumayi aur Wolrd Tour ki Do
Ticket aa gayi
Chudeil ne Pati se poocha:” tumhe kya chahiye ??
Pati:” Mujhe apne se 30 saal choti patni chahiye
Chudeil ne Chaddi Ghumayi aur Pati ko 90 Saal
ka kar Diya..
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To Kya seekha sabne is Kahani se..???
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“Aadmi ko Yaad Rakhna chahiye ke Aakhir
Chudiel bhito Ek Aurat hi hai…
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10 Doctor aur 1 teacher helicopter ki rassi se
latke the.
Ek Pailot ne kaha, vajan jyada hai koi 1 Aadmi rasi chood de.. varna sab giroge..
Teacher bola ye kurbani main dunga.
TALIYAN bajaiye
Aur sare Doctor taali bajane lage aur Vajan kam
ho gaya

Moral of the story :- chahe Doctor ban jao par
guru hamesa guru hi hota hai.
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Raju :”Maa apne mujhe jhut kyo bola ???
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Maa :”Kab ???
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Raju :”Aap ne kaha tha tumhari choti behen pari
hai
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Maa :”Haan wo hai
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Raju :”To jab mene use balcony se phenka to wo
udi kyo nhi
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Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name?

Patient: Raju

Nurse: What’s your Birthdate?

Patient : 01 Feb

Nurse : Are you Married?

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Patient : No no , it was a car accident

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Ek boy roz bus k darvaze mein
khada hoke traval karta hein.
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Bus conductor : tu roz darvaze mein
kadha rehta hein,
Tera baap kahin pe choukidar hein
kya?
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Boy replies : tu roz paise mangta
hein to, tera baap pehle bhikari
tha kya…!
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Papu ne numbr dial kia..wrong numbr lag gya..
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Papu-hello, kon?
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Girl-meh sita..Aap kon?
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Papu-oh teri ! Galti se ayodhya phone lg gya..sorry mate sorry!!
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KAISE PATA LAGAOGE KI MOBILE MADE IN CHINA HAI ??
It’s Easy…
(1) 3 minutes mai Charging Full..
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(2) Ess phone mai hoga Television, Projector, Touchscreen, Nail-cutter, Matchstick etc etc..
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(3) Aap message ko toothpick se bhi likh sakoge.
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(4) Ess mai kuchh spell mistakes hogi
e.g: NokLa, blackderry, i-pone, samswag etc.
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(5) Jab aeroplane aasman se gujarega toh ek ‘Missed Call” dikhayega
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(6) Jab pass me se big truck pasar hoga toh dikhayega ki “charger connected”
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(7) Jab aas pass koi Chinese person hoga toh Notification aayega ki “One Bluetooth Device Found” 
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Father: ae kya ? (exam ka result dekhte hue)
Son: papa! ae to preliminary exam hai …….
Father:- agar iss bar tum Final exam mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna.
——–After Final exam——–
father: how is your result?

Son: dimag ka dahi mat kar CHAGANLAL tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai..
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Ek shaitan baccha unknown number se call karta hai..

ek aadmi uthata hai.. Aadmi:” Hello..

Baccha:” Ullo pullo kullo !!

Aadmi:” Kaun hai be ??

Baccha:” Ek Insan

Aadmi:” Wo pata hai naam bol ??

Baccha:” Main ek ganda bacha hu !

Aadmi:” Teri to esi ki tesi Kahaan rehta hai tu ??

Baccha:” Prithvi pe..

Aadmi:” Wo to pata hai, phone kyu kiya ??

Baccha:” Tujhe pareshan karne ke liye

Aadmi:” Ruk saale..

apne baap ko bula! Chhakke ki aulaad..

Baccha:” Hello papa, main pappu… :p :O

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TT : Kidhar jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahanpar Sri Ram ka janam hua tha wahan.
TT: Tumhare pass Ticket hai kya ?
Sadhu: Nahin hai
TT: To Chalo tum.
Sadhu: Kahan par ?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha..
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Jail mein !!!