Funny friendship jokes in hindi

1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen

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ji karta hai,
apke pas aau,
apke pas aa k zara ruk jau.!!!!!!!!
na bolu, na baithu...
Bus apki ankho me ..
santre ka chilka nichor kr bhag jau.

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Baith kr mehbuba ki julfo k saye me aisa josh aya..
wah wah..
wah wah..
fir kya hua??
Wife ne dekh liya aur ICU me hosh aya..

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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

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Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
Bow:Wow, kia bat hai.
Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai.
1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain

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Shadi karne k baad aur mobile kharidne k baad.
Ek hi afsos hota hai ki agar thode din ruk jata to ! ! ! Shayad koi acha model mil jata

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1 Aadmi train se utar ke sardar se puchta hai: Ye kaun sa station hai?
Sardar Ne socha socha,
bahot soocha Or bola
Railway Station hai

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Book khulte hi exam ka sama hota hai,
aise mousam mai hi to dimag kharab hota hai.
dimag ki baatein paper main nahi aati,
ye fasana to mark sheet per bayan hota hai.

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sabse cool?
Aap Ho
sabse smart?
Aap Ho
sabse sweet?
Aap Ho
sabse Mast?
Aap Ho
zyada udo mat ye msg mujhe aaya tha apko sirf forward kiya.

Zindgi ke pal yuhi guzar jayenge,
Aindgi mein kuch khokar kuch payenge,
Aaj yaha hai kal dur chale jayenge,
Par wada he aap ke INBOX mein zarur ayenge

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Itana bhi na rutho mere yaar ki
mere dost mera bhi dil toot jaye,

Hum itne bedard dost nahi hai ki
aapko dard dekar ye dost chup rah jaye.

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Dil ki zarurat jaan ko hoti hai,
Sitaro ki zarurat asman ko hoti hai,
Meri tamana hai salamat raho aap
kyun ki
Achche dost ki zarurat har insan ko hoti hai.

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Dosti agar buri hai to hone mat do,
Ho gai to use khone mat do,
Aur agar dost ho sabse pyara to
us dost ko chain ki neend sone mat do. :D

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Kisi dushman ke 100 alfaaz takleef nahi de sakte
par 1dost ki khamoshi 100 ansu de sakti hai
isiliye
MSG karte raha karo saalo
tasali rahti hai ki jinda ho.

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Nice Words
Dosti wo nahi jo hum ek saal mein kitno se karte hai,
Dosti to wo hai jo hum kisi ek se kitne saalo tak rakhte hai..

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Kehte hain har baat kisi ko keh nahi jaati,
apno ko bhi bataayi nahi jaati,
par dost to dil ka aaina hota hai,
aur aaine se surat chupayi nahi jaati..!!

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Muskan aapki yaado se milti hai,
Dil ko rahat aapki batose milti hai,
Band mat karna ye dosti ka silsila,
Dil ki dhadkan aapki dosti se chalti hai.

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Chand mile sitara mile tumko,
Har kadam pe sahara mile tumko,
Zindgi mein akele na raho tum,
Koi hum jesa ya humse bhi pyara dost mile tumko.