Sandeep: “Sukhi Vivahit Jeevan ka Raaz.”
Rohit: “Yahi ki khud ko sher samjho aur biwi ko ring master.”
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Patni: “Mein tumhare janmdin par itni mahngi cheez kharidkar laai hoon ki aap dekhte hi khush ho jaoge.”
Pati: “Chalo aachha hai, kabhi to tumhe mera khyaal aya, lao dikhao.
Patni: “Aap ruko mein abhi pahankar aati hoon.”
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Yadi aapke mobile mein best friend ki 5 miscall hein to iska matlab hai ki wah aapke saath kahin jaane ka program bana raha hai. Yadi 5 miscall girl ya boy friend ki hain to iska matlab hai ki wah aapko miss kar raha hai. Lekin agar 5 miscall aapki patni ki hain to samajh jaeye ki aapka BAND bajne wala hai.
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Duniya mein har kisi ka koi na koi naam hota hai. Lekin agar bheer main aawaaz lagaii jaye ki aare o BAIWKOOF, to yakeenan 10 mein se 8 peechhe mur kar jaroor dekhenge.
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Banta: “Mairaathan race shuru ho gaya.”
Santa: “Ve bhaag kyon rahe hain.”
Banta: “Jitane wale ko inaam milega.”
Santa: “To baaki kyon bhaag rahe hain.”
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